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knifedildo
A device in which one end is a large, penis-shaped dildo, while the other end is a 7-inch steel blade.
knifedildo by Derek Longass February 11, 2010
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Insane Kneedick
The Insane Kneedick is a sex movie between Male and female/male. It is open to all genders as long as a dick is invloved because The Insane Kneedick is done by one of the partners bending on one of their knees and the other is foot up. Like a marriage proposal position. Then you oil up behind the knee and insert the dick and rub it and down to create a dick inside a vagina effect. The benefits to the Insane Knee dick would be first because the semen wouldn't travel up the vagina thus not becoming pregnant and secondly this act can be done between gay couples or couples with a strap on.
mary: wanna go back to mine to try out the insane kneedick?
John: I'd sure love to mary i'll just grab my oil to oil up behind your knees and then i'll get my dick out and stick it in
John: I'd sure love to mary i'll just grab my oil to oil up behind your knees and then i'll get my dick out and stick it in
Insane Kneedick by Insane14Feb March 25, 2017
kniekicker
kniekicker by plitzdom July 2, 2023
Knife-dick
Verb; For use mainly in regards to sports or sporting events where a losing team manages to come from behind and win in an unusually spectacular fashion.
The Lakers were losing terribly in the first half, but knife-dicked their way to win the game in the final minutes of the 4th quarter.
Knife-dick by Paul Michaels November 18, 2010
Knifpicking
Verb: the act of diminishing perfectly good nosh that a detail has brought by suggesting they should have brought something else…while eating that nosh.
MK: (while eating the chips): “Did you bring in these chips?”
AZ: “Yes. I thought you’d enjoy them.”
MK: (still eating them): “I would if they were cheddar flavored.”
AZ: “Man, you’re just knifpicking.”
AZ: “Yes. I thought you’d enjoy them.”
MK: (still eating them): “I would if they were cheddar flavored.”
AZ: “Man, you’re just knifpicking.”
Knifpicking by EZ54321 March 31, 2022
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.