Definitions by swagmeansecretlywearegay

Two Men in one Cat 

What the fuck did you just google

You just fucking looked up Two Men in one Cat in hopes to watch a cat being raped by two men what the fuck are you doing with your life

Two Men in one Cat by swagmeansecretlywearegay September 26, 2019

blowing a cat 

To sexually insert your penis into a cat in hopes to produce catgirls, but instead to die of a cat std.

*On a grave* Here lies Ajit Pai, he thought blowing a cat for some catgirls was a good idea and died of chlamydia.

blowing a cat by swagmeansecretlywearegay August 28, 2019

got knifed 

The worst possible way to die in cs:go and the biggest call-out on your horrible talent

Omg dude it was a guy with a nova vs an awper at close range and the dude with the nova got knifed!

got knifed by swagmeansecretlywearegay August 28, 2019

basic white vsco girl 

A girl with no personality who thinks they're cool and edgy when they say annai oop sksksksksksksksksks when they drop their hydro flask

I'm a basic white vsco girl with a hydro flask and I wear scrunchies just for looks I LOVE MY ACRYLICS and I use metal straws annai oop SaVE THe TUrTlEs sksksksksksksks follow my tiktok yaasssss boba squad spill the tea sis oMGOMGOMGOMG WOrK IT QuEEEn POUKASHELL NeCkLACEESCSCSCESES

basic white vsco girl by swagmeansecretlywearegay August 27, 2019

Ass 

A place where courageous people do the nasty

Fuck dude, I shit my ass when my bro was eating me out but we said no homo so it's okay

Ass by swagmeansecretlywearegay August 26, 2019