6 definitions by swagmeansecretlywearegay

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Fuck dude, I shit my ass when my bro was eating me out but we said no homo so it's okay
by swagmeansecretlywearegay August 26, 2019
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To sexually insert your penis into a cat in hopes to produce catgirls, but instead to die of a cat std.
*On a grave* Here lies Ajit Pai, he thought blowing a cat for some catgirls was a good idea and died of chlamydia.
by swagmeansecretlywearegay August 28, 2019
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A girl with no personality who thinks they're cool and edgy when they say annai oop sksksksksksksksksks when they drop their hydro flask
I'm a basic white vsco girl with a hydro flask and I wear scrunchies just for looks I LOVE MY ACRYLICS and I use metal straws annai oop SaVE THe TUrTlEs sksksksksksksks follow my tiktok yaasssss boba squad spill the tea sis oMGOMGOMGOMG WOrK IT QuEEEn POUKASHELL NeCkLACEESCSCSCESES
by swagmeansecretlywearegay August 27, 2019
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Someone who fucking says they're your friend and then they fucking backstab you for Ava and they start fucking dating and HE FUCKING SAYS "OOOH IM SORRY I DIDNT KNOW" FUCK YOU BRIAN
FUCK YOU BRIAN GO KILL YOURSELF U FUCKING APESHIT ASSHOLE OF A PERSON... opponent
by swagmeansecretlywearegay August 28, 2019
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The worst possible way to die in cs:go and the biggest call-out on your horrible talent
Omg dude it was a guy with a nova vs an awper at close range and the dude with the nova got knifed!
by swagmeansecretlywearegay August 28, 2019
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You just fucking looked up Two Men in one Cat in hopes to watch a cat being raped by two men what the fuck are you doing with your life
by swagmeansecretlywearegay September 26, 2019
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