klut

using ones mohawk as a clitoral stimulant

She never called back after joe gave her the klut

by Joe Pesce November 12, 2005

klut

A Klut is the term for a priest in the Ku Klux Klan.

The Klut came over to me and explained the religious significance of the cross burning ceremony and the true history of the Klan.

by Joe NYPD May 6, 2008

Klut

A term for a slut who is also a kleptomaniac.

Man, those two kluts atole a lot of shit from storw in PEI

by Penelope Pissbag May 19, 2022

Klutz

An extremely clumsy person.

(AKA me)

Person 1: *Drops something* I'm so sorry! I am such a klutz!
Person 2: Don't worry, it's fine!

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

KLUTCH

KLUTCH- A person/Thing that is in The Top Tier of Their category, And is Consistently Klutch in Crunch time. Anybody can Be klutch with a C, But only the ones that stand out can be Klutch with a K.

Kobe Bryant is so damn “Klutch”, But Paul George is Just “Clutch”.
Why is Coca-cola So God Damn “Klutch”.

by KLUTCHJACOB August 10, 2019

kluting

When one visits the nightclub Klute in Durham, it is advised that this is done drunk

Are we Kluting tonight?

by matty matty matty boy November 22, 2010

Ground Klutz

A beast of Korean descent that is only able to travel on its guts or stomach. Using its legs as rudders it slowly clutters along whilst scraping its underbelly on the ground. A Ground Klutz easily evolves into a traffic slug when attempting to cross a road. Ground Klutz’s maintain a strict diet of Mc Donald's Frozen Coke and Menz Fruit Chocks; this enables the Klutz to continue its horrific hormonal educed rage. This rage is much like an EMP Missile, but instead of disabling all electronic equipment in vicinity, all nearby living creatures are Klutz upon with verbal slander, horrific claw attacks and psychological ensembles. The Klutz may also attain a bond with a victim of the opposite sex and of any species, harvesting all assets and creating a plasma shield that ensures an eternal bond against the victims will.

"Hey mummy, how come bowl's of rice can walk, oh never mind that’s a Ground Klutz with a Versace handbag. What a star! Just like Sarah Jessica Parker!"

by alpinesorcery February 15, 2009