BJ's definitions

Fo shizzle mah nizzle

For sure / of course

You wanna play some b-ball?
Fo shizzle mah nizzle

by Bj February 17, 2003

Silk glove

Beautifully woven masturbation aid. For those with rough skin and heavy self-loving duties. Useful for avoiding friction burns and associated problems.

"One pair of silk gloves please"
"So, wank a lot?"
"...yes I do."

by BJ February 20, 2005

Doo'dee

phonetic form of doody

by BJ July 10, 2003

fish hook

Kicking a guy in the nuts from behind and make it so your toe connects directly with the scrotum, gooch or tip of penis. Also known as a candy cane.

Dude I fucking gave Kalen the biggest fish hook and it didn't even hurt the little pussy.

by BJ February 21, 2005

manicillin

1. something a guy gives to someone who is feeling sick/sad/etc.

2. Sperm

Since Caleab was feeling down, I gave him a manicillin shot. After that, he was feeling better.

by bj September 16, 2004

madeira girls

Girls who go places in life and can get whatever they want with just a simple smile. girls who get men with smarts and humor not by being slutty and easy. madeira girls are the only females who are candidates for presidency.

"man those madeira girls are the bomb, they can run my country any time"

by BJ December 28, 2004

busier than a two-peckered billy goat

Incredibly busy in an agressive fashion

Lately, work's been busier than a two-peckered billy goat.

by BJ November 2, 2003