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When you fart and by accident take a small shit in your pants. Usally wet shit. Not cool to do in peoples dorm rooms.
Zach walks to Bathroom...
Zach: O shit.. Ben i need a new pair of bokers
Ben: What the fuck
Zach: Yea, i sharted
by BJ September 27, 2004

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an extremely shitty computer where everything is built into the motherboard so nothing can be upgraded.
Compaq is the best thing in computers since AOL!
by BJ March 20, 2003

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Oversized beer cans that usually sell for $0.99. Usually drank by hoboes and rednecks.
At Scooter's you can get ice cold tallboys for only $0.79!!!
by BJ August 25, 2004

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Girls who go places in life and can get whatever they want with just a simple smile. girls who get men with smarts and humor not by being slutty and easy. madeira girls are the only females who are candidates for presidency.
"man those madeira girls are the bomb, they can run my country any time"
by BJ December 28, 2004

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marijana, weed, herb
or stoned high
I need to get some Buda.

by bj November 25, 2002

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Kicking a guy in the nuts from behind and make it so your toe connects directly with the scrotum, gooch or tip of penis. Also known as a candy cane.
Dude I fucking gave Kalen the biggest fish hook and it didn't even hurt the little pussy.
by BJ February 21, 2005

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Special little friend
I love my little booberry!
by BJ July 14, 2003

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