Klouse

a Klouse is very hot and very smart in a way. Many ladies love to look at his very brown eyes and he may be a little smart when it comes to school. Watch him move during school and you'll be amazed.

Girl1: Oh my God, Klouse looks so hot!!
Girl2: Yeah. He's dreamy. I want to ask him out!!

by You_Know_Me_As_Abbs September 16, 2017

Kousei Arima

The legendary pianist from Your lie in April. His name is both famous and infamous, the youngest winner of the Maihou competition. The human metronome, His mother's puppet, etc.
However, he stopped playing the piano for 2 years due to the death of his mother, Saki. But all this changes when he meets Kaori Miyazono, a young violinist, who tries to get him to play the piano again. And so Kousei, leaning on the one he loves the most, surpasses some of the most difficult moments of his life.
Unfortunately, all great things must come to an end, and he would face heartbreak once again. When Kaori, the love of his life, undergoes surgery in an attempt to prolong her life, so she could play one last duet with him. And she does, the 2 lovers play one last duet together, before she leaves him, forever...
*Sniff sniff*
At her funeral, his parents hand him a letter, addressed to him. And he reads it, he learns that Tsubaki, his childhood friend, loved him, however, the only 2 that didn't know were Tsubaki and himself. And learns that Kaori told one lie, she loved Watari(Hence the name, Your lie in April). However, his biggest and perhaps most devastating surprise, is this passage:
"I’m glad it was you."
"I hope this reaches you, Arima Kousei."
"I love you."
"I love you."
"I love you."
"I’m sorry we couldn’t eat all those canelés."
"I’m sorry I hit you so much."
"I’m sorry I was so selfish."
"I’m so, so, so, so sorry."
"Thank you for everything."

Miyazono Kaori

Kousei Arima, god pianist

by Aluc_ard August 11, 2017

klausexual

Is when you only feel feelings for Klaus mikelason

Omg she’s obsessed with him she must be klausexual

by Mariah123 December 29, 2020

Klausexual

When someone feels sexual attraction towards Klaus Mikaelson.

She’s always drooling over scenes with Klaus, she must be Klausexual.

by Ms. Editor December 29, 2020

Kloosed Up

When you kloos something up, you royally screwed up beyond any worldly means.

Thus other terms like "Kloostrophe", were born.
*notable trivia*
The Electric Light Orchestra's 1979 hit song "Don't Bring Me Down",
(correct lyrics)
I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor
Don't bring me down
Don't bring me down, Kloos
Don't bring me down, Kloos
Don't bring me down, Kloos
Don't bring me down.

I knew this was Kloosed up, as soon as that ginger got his hands on it.

by Professor Marcellus December 5, 2020

abel klose

Abel Klose is a faggot who loves sucking dick and taking it in the ass. He's also railing kids in warzone and real life when he occasionally gets the chance.

Abel Klose makes my uncle look like a saint

by anonymous August 20, 2022

kloupen

an alternative way of calling someone a idiot and/or retard

Guy1: 2-1 is 3 isnt it?

Guy2: shut the fuck up you kloupen

by aek17 March 25, 2010