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to discreetly pilfers someone's pen, to sneakily take, As in the President of Czech Republic, Vaklav Klaus, taking the pen from the Chilean President
Office Worker: Who Klaused my pen?
Office Worker2: I saw little Johnny at your desk yesterday.
Klaused by randomuser7 May 2, 2011
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To ridicule another or a situation without knowledge that the gag or play is in actual fact on one self
Tom was klaused by Debbie's attempt to create good humor on the conference.
Klaused by StrawberryMan June 4, 2011

klausexual 

Is when you only feel feelings for Klaus mikelason
Omg she’s obsessed with him she must be klausexual
klausexual by Mariah123 December 29, 2020

Klausexual 

She’s always drooling over scenes with Klaus, she must be Klausexual.
Klausexual by Ms. Editor December 29, 2020
You can be klaased by Klaas, a man who's everywhere. If your klaased you talk the "breezah" language and listen to music like R&B and hip-hop. So a person like 50cent is klaased. But you can call anything klaased. For example, Breezer drink is klaased and Runescape is klaased. Klaased just means something is stupid in that kind of way. A person who's klaased you can call a "klaased nerd".
$|-|@Do0wwR€aPaH: Yo0ww k@y! d0 YoU pL@y wow????
Kayer: Hmm, your klaased.
klaased by kayer June 12, 2006
the act of busting a nut in anothers hairline, usually causing a mess. Created in the locker rooms of the dell.
"Yo i kraused this girl so bad last night she had to shave her head to get all the cum out"

"Last night i kraused this girl cause she wouldn't let me blow my load in her face, her mom called me later that night and asked why i came in her hairline, like wtf"
kraused by dell squad November 13, 2011