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Dan: Joe what you getting Tasha for her Birthday?
Joe: Was gonna take her for a meal and buy us both matching Tshirts and tell her I love her loads and take her to Paris and it'll be great!
Dan: Mate, that's well Klotto!
Klotto by Kens Blots February 14, 2012
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Kotton Mouth Blow Job

noun; n: a particular fashion of blowjob that requires the blower to be high out of her proverbial mind. She/he must be so high as to have the symptom: kottonmouth, with said kottonmouth he/she must blow the blowie.
brosef: bro, i got me a kotton mouth blow job!
brohan: bro, no way that's dope!

brosef: I KNOW, RIGHT!

kottonmouth kings

Group of suburban white goes who can actually do hip-hop, rap and rock and make it sound half way decent.

Also go by shortened name KMK
Limp Bizkit tried to do Rap and Rock and they sold out and turned into a shitty ass band.

Kottonmouth Kings can Rock a crowd and flow like a mother fucker and is a pretty good band
A person who can't take a joke, and precedes to block everyone who makes critics about him.
Random Person: Kotton you are pretty lazy
Kotton: I'm banning you, you racists people
Kotton by pseudo-intellectuall February 10, 2019

Kottonmouth Kings

BEST fucking ..psycedelic, hip hop, punk rock.. group out there. KMK is all about breaking down borders, and everyone coming together and uniting with the plant (marijuana). but they arent only about pot & drugs, they are about freeing your mind, and soul, and teaching people to stand up for their rights and be true to yourself.
DGAF (dont give a fuck) SRH (supporting radical habits)(stoner reeking havoc) ANARCHY!! "we need some positive vibes for these rainy days"
A guy who smokes the dank and vapes, is also a memelord and plays EFT (Escape From Tarkov) and says "Divide my cheeks" and "Dicky needles!"
Viewer: "Hey Kotton whats up?"
Kotton: "DICKY NEEDLES!"
Kotton by Nuclearbeat21 June 17, 2018

Yaphet Kotto 

Prince Yaphet Frederick Kotto (born November 15, 1937 in New York City) is an American actor. His father was a Igbo Jew from Cameroon and Kotto is a practicing Jew by faith. His father was royalty in Cameroon making Yaphet the son of the Crown Prince of the Royal Bell family of the Doualla region of West Africa's Cameroon.

Kotto got his start in acting on Broadway, where he appeared in The Great White Hope, among other productions. His film debut was in 1963 in an uncredited role in 4 For Texas, but his first big break came in Nothing But a Man in 1964. He also starred as an auto worker alongside Richard Pryor and Harvey Keitel in the commercial failure but cult favourite, Blue Collar. Kotto landed the role of the James Bond villain Mr. Big in Live and Let Die. Kotto also starred in Across 110th Street, Truck Turner, Alien.

He played Baltimore police Lieutenant Al Giardello in the television series Homicide: Life on the Street.
Have you seen Truck Turner? Jesus man, Yaphet Kotto was insane in that jawn! Now I get why those stupid emo kids say "Yaphet Kotto fucking crazy!"
Yaphet Kotto by Shawn Jackson May 28, 2006
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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