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A person who can't take a joke, and precedes to block everyone who makes critics about him.
Random Person: Kotton you are pretty lazy
Kotton: I'm banning you, you racists people
Kotton by pseudo-intellectuall February 10, 2019
Words you can keep
A guy who smokes the dank and vapes, is also a memelord and plays EFT (Escape From Tarkov) and says "Divide my cheeks" and "Dicky needles!"
Viewer: "Hey Kotton whats up?"
Kotton: "DICKY NEEDLES!"
Kotton by Nuclearbeat21 June 17, 2018
The most beautiful and gangster cat ever born. Known to fuck up any other animal that dare enter her personal space. Held down security at a low level trap house in ohio.
Yo, dont get caught slippin kotton will fuck you up homeboy.
kotton by omar-little February 18, 2015
A yellow substance that oozes from the rectum of a pigmy...

also the dance of the moon of ten suns.
he's dancing like ten suns, your kotton is on me
kotton by Geppetto January 10, 2005
Hey girl lemme get my phone back
She is kotton
Kotton by Heyheyheygirl June 12, 2018

Kotton Mouth Blow Job

noun; n: a particular fashion of blowjob that requires the blower to be high out of her proverbial mind. She/he must be so high as to have the symptom: kottonmouth, with said kottonmouth he/she must blow the blowie.
brosef: bro, i got me a kotton mouth blow job!
brohan: bro, no way that's dope!

brosef: I KNOW, RIGHT!

kotton mouth kings 

Also know as KMK. One of the greatest bands ever.
Kotton Mouth Kings kick ass.
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When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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