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Incredible loser, sometimes used in a cool way, visciously klutzy.
She is such a klonkin (noun)

She klonks around wherever she goes (verb)

Can you try to be less klonkin? (adj)
klonkin by Fallabean 'N frends April 6, 2008
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When a woman who has an extremely abnormally sized ass dances and flaunts it in front of you or for show.
"Hey Steve, you wanna get a bite to eat?"
"No Carl, I just saw Regina and Katifa klonkin. I lost my appetite."

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Klonkin by Bloodshows September 4, 2010
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Klenking 

Australian slang term for the excessive use of mobile device distracting a person from another task such as walking, driving, conversing with others.
Hey! I'm talking to you? Quit your klenking.
The act of wearing anal beads in ones ass during normal daily activities which produces a klanking sound while walking
Have you seen Susan today? She's really klankin.

I can't wait until this afternoon so I can really get my klank on.
klankin by Careful Casey January 26, 2014
Something that is smelly,really disgusting,dirty and extremely mingin', rid rotten.
look at the nick a that middenraker min eez pure klenkin' min no' whit a min, min
klenkin' by Big Eck October 11, 2009
Look at that Klonki with a huge PP bragging it to that Nintendo Swe, Who has a small PP.
Klonki by Hi222 February 17, 2009
When someone smoking on a wood (backwood or leaf) blowin big clouds
Woahhh he klockin look at himm
klockin by Ptoodizzy February 12, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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