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When a woman who has an extremely abnormally sized ass dances and flaunts it in front of you or for show.
"Hey Steve, you wanna get a bite to eat?"
"No Carl, I just saw Regina and Katifa klonkin. I lost my appetite."

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Klonkin by Bloodshows September 4, 2010
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Klenking 

Australian slang term for the excessive use of mobile device distracting a person from another task such as walking, driving, conversing with others.
Hey! I'm talking to you? Quit your klenking.
The act of wearing anal beads in ones ass during normal daily activities which produces a klanking sound while walking
Have you seen Susan today? She's really klankin.

I can't wait until this afternoon so I can really get my klank on.
klankin by Careful Casey January 26, 2014
Something that is smelly,really disgusting,dirty and extremely mingin', rid rotten.
look at the nick a that middenraker min eez pure klenkin' min no' whit a min, min
klenkin' by Big Eck October 11, 2009
Look at that Klonki with a huge PP bragging it to that Nintendo Swe, Who has a small PP.
Klonki by Hi222 February 17, 2009
When someone smoking on a wood (backwood or leaf) blowin big clouds
Woahhh he klockin look at himm
klockin by Ptoodizzy February 12, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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