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Klenking 

Australian slang term for the excessive use of mobile device distracting a person from another task such as walking, driving, conversing with others.
Hey! I'm talking to you? Quit your klenking.
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The act of wearing anal beads in ones ass during normal daily activities which produces a klanking sound while walking
Have you seen Susan today? She's really klankin.

I can't wait until this afternoon so I can really get my klank on.
klankin by Careful Casey January 26, 2014

Kranking 

When somebody cries, while they also wank.
Dean is always Kranking, he's a bit weird.
Kranking by Kranking May 30, 2015
To drink heavily in a short period, or to drink slowly for a long extended time.
Jack texted Jill asking if she was ready to do some kanking.
kanking by onemorewave February 7, 2014
To masturbate in someones presence with out them knowing.
VZ was kanking it to Jessica while drinking mimosas with her at Cyclones
Kanking by VZmakesUPwords February 7, 2014

klonking 

grinding in the nude
"Last night me and my girlfriend were klonking, and her dad came in."
klonking by tysk8s July 1, 2014
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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