Klenking

Australian slang term for the excessive use of mobile device distracting a person from another task such as walking, driving, conversing with others.

Hey! I'm talking to you? Quit your klenking.

by This is NOT Davey May 8, 2017

klenkin'

Something that is smelly,really disgusting,dirty and extremely mingin', rid rotten.

look at the nick a that middenraker min eez pure klenkin' min no' whit a min, min

by Big Eck October 11, 2009

klanking

The act of fucking a girl in the ass with such force that her bracelets began to bang together creating a klanking noise

Dude Ben was klanking Madylen so hard last night.

by Klankclan June 6, 2017

klonking

grinding in the nude

"Last night me and my girlfriend were klonking, and her dad came in."

by tysk8s July 1, 2014

Klinking

A term referencing someone's inability to successfully negotiate a positive outcome due to their negative externalities. Most often used to describe someone's repulsive nature towards the opposite sex or corporate recruiters.

Friend 1 to Friend 2: "I'm going to go hit on that girl"
Friend 2: "How'd it go?"
Friend 3: "I Klink'd it"

or

"I am just Klinking interviews left and right"

by CAPM November 7, 2011

Klinking

The act of having sexual intercourse whilst wearing metal items around your neck, preferably medals if they can be obtained.

Klinking derives from the sound of the metal objects knocking together during the act of sex.

1. I'm so glad you won gold! Now we can get klinking.
2. Jessica Ennis will be klinking tonight.

by BakkerBig69withGeorgia March 2, 2017

kleckingmanpolitium

A kleckingmanpolitium is a type of poision that turns a man into an egg. The egg will hatch after three days, and there will come a baby chicken out of the egg. After 6 hours, the chicken will turn into powder, which if you burn that powder in fire, the powder will become a man again.

Bob: "Should I poison Joe with kleckingmanpolitium in his tea?"
Chad: "Yeah, put alot, too."
Bob: "Will do."

by joenchad September 15, 2022