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Something that is smelly,really disgusting,dirty and extremely mingin', rid rotten.
look at the nick a that middenraker min eez pure klenkin' min no' whit a min, min
klenkin' by Big Eck October 11, 2009

klanking 

The act of fucking a girl in the ass with such force that her bracelets began to bang together creating a klanking noise
Dude Ben was klanking Madylen so hard last night.
klanking by Klankclan June 6, 2017

klonking 

"Last night me and my girlfriend were klonking, and her dad came in."
klonking by tysk8s July 1, 2014

Klinking 

A term referencing someone's inability to successfully negotiate a positive outcome due to their negative externalities. Most often used to describe someone's repulsive nature towards the opposite sex or corporate recruiters.
Friend 1 to Friend 2: "I'm going to go hit on that girl"
Friend 2: "How'd it go?"
Friend 3: "I Klink'd it"

or

"I am just Klinking interviews left and right"
Klinking by CAPM November 7, 2011

Klinking 

The act of having sexual intercourse whilst wearing metal items around your neck, preferably medals if they can be obtained.

Klinking derives from the sound of the metal objects knocking together during the act of sex.
1. I'm so glad you won gold! Now we can get klinking.
2. Jessica Ennis will be klinking tonight.

kleckingmanpolitium 

A kleckingmanpolitium is a type of poision that turns a man into an egg. The egg will hatch after three days, and there will come a baby chicken out of the egg. After 6 hours, the chicken will turn into powder, which if you burn that powder in fire, the powder will become a man again.
Bob: "Should I poison Joe with kleckingmanpolitium in his tea?"
Chad: "Yeah, put alot, too."
Bob: "Will do."
kleckingmanpolitium by joenchad September 15, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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