A term referencing someone's inability to successfully negotiate a positive outcome due to their negative externalities. Most often used to describe someone's repulsive nature towards the opposite sex or corporate recruiters.

Friend 1 to Friend 2: "I'm going to go hit on that girl"
Friend 2: "How'd it go?"
Friend 3: "I Klink'd it"

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"I am just Klinking interviews left and right"

Klinking by CAPM November 7, 2011

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Klinking

The act of having sexual intercourse whilst wearing metal items around your neck, preferably medals if they can be obtained.

Klinking derives from the sound of the metal objects knocking together during the act of sex.

1. I'm so glad you won gold! Now we can get klinking.
2. Jessica Ennis will be klinking tonight.

Klinking by BakkerBig69withGeorgia March 2, 2017

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kleckingmanpolitium

A kleckingmanpolitium is a type of poision that turns a man into an egg. The egg will hatch after three days, and there will come a baby chicken out of the egg. After 6 hours, the chicken will turn into powder, which if you burn that powder in fire, the powder will become a man again.

Bob: "Should I poison Joe with kleckingmanpolitium in his tea?"
Chad: "Yeah, put alot, too."
Bob: "Will do."

kleckingmanpolitium by joenchad September 15, 2022

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