Klinking

A term referencing someone's inability to successfully negotiate a positive outcome due to their negative externalities. Most often used to describe someone's repulsive nature towards the opposite sex or corporate recruiters.

Friend 1 to Friend 2: "I'm going to go hit on that girl"
Friend 2: "How'd it go?"
Friend 3: "I Klink'd it"

or

"I am just Klinking interviews left and right"

by CAPM November 7, 2011

Klinking

The act of having sexual intercourse whilst wearing metal items around your neck, preferably medals if they can be obtained.

Klinking derives from the sound of the metal objects knocking together during the act of sex.

1. I'm so glad you won gold! Now we can get klinking.
2. Jessica Ennis will be klinking tonight.

by BakkerBig69withGeorgia March 2, 2017

Klenking

Australian slang term for the excessive use of mobile device distracting a person from another task such as walking, driving, conversing with others.

Hey! I'm talking to you? Quit your klenking.

by This is NOT Davey May 8, 2017

kwinking

The act of camping in a videogame in order to get kills and go on streaks. As demonstrated by the kwink94. This is a n00b tactic.

Just acting like an all around retard.

Can be used as a noun i.e. your just a kwink. (typically used to call someone stupid)

Commonly said by MW2 players.

Person camping in mw2: yo nigga i just merked yo ass
person 2: you didnt merk me your just a stupid kwinker, why dont you go kwink somewhere else?...Im so tired of these kwinking kwinkers.

Person 1: Man Im just so stupid.
Person 2: Yeah your just a kwink.

by roflcopterbrutus January 27, 2010

klinkin'

n. The sound made by the various gold accessories of a frightened, shivering black person.

"Tyrone, why you be klinkin'?"

by Brandean McMan June 16, 2007

krinking

A popular dance move in Miami clubs

Did you see Dilly on the dance floor? He was Krinking his ass off!

by Krunk & Dilly December 15, 2008

Kinking

When someone goes into a chat room and says 'Goodnight' to everyone. Then, around 30 minutes after everyone has said Goodnight and bid the person a fond farewell, they magically pop back up into chat again without ever having actually left in the first place.

Kinkbot: "Goodnight everyone!"
Chat: "Night kinkbot, we couldn't have done it without you."

*30 minutes later*

Kinkbot: "Oh my god you almost got it! OMG I'm So Clenched at that part."
Chat: "kinkbot What the fuck are you still doing awake?"
Kinkbot: "I just wanted beddy kisses."
Chat: "Beddy Kisses? Are you Kinking me?"

by LanaBombTF April 27, 2019