Klokk

An ancient beast which dates back to medieval periods. Its old age lead to lack of hair which leaves a big bald spot on his head. Due to it Living in the sewers for years, it lead to the shrinkening of his eyes, making them nothing more that slanted pebbles. These creatures have a hump on their back (like a dromedary camel) and are attracted to hairy nosey school boys (or bears).
They live of minimum wage and have the poorest living standards in existance.
Are also lazy and non productive and can only speak limited words (hello and ok)

GEORGE! GET YOUR LAZY BONES UP YOU GOT SOME TIRES TO FIX.
-deb the dunker, boss of the current klokk.

by Maurice from Albania January 8, 2018

Klokk Baby

Klokk Baby aka Ryan from kirkwood Atlanta is a young rapper (15), at 8years old his sister found a family friends wad and he claims he hasn’t been right since, he’s Also mentioned about a time when he was 14 he witnessed his friend get shot in his face.

You know Klokk Baby ?

Yea I’ll look him up right now

by Bazo Blokka February 23, 2020

kolkka

A greeting used between members of a certain group. Initially part of a post that seemed to be accidental (purse post) it has been adopted by The 5000 members of the group.

Kolkka hookers and Matt, quick question...

by Rfml June 16, 2019

Klockbacken

A hill in Sigtuna, Sweden, most famously known for its popularity among Klockbacken Gang. Has a population of 8 in the census completed in 2021, September. GDP per capita is 50.000 USD, making it one of the richest areas in the world. Is ruled by a theocratic rule by thy almighty Kevin, under the name of Kevinism, the religion. Uses Kevinza's, SEK, EUR, USD, TRY, and SAR. Has an economy based mostly on trade and gambling. The largest company in the nation is also its only legitimate one, Casino Turk, which has had a revenue as high as 600USD in a day, while its average revenue being around 400usd. The nation itself does not choose a ruler, but the ruler and all ministers are appointed by Kevin himself. Being a part of Kevinism is mandatory to be a part of Klockbacken, though enjoying the traded goods and entertainment does not require citizenship.

Person A: Are you going to Klockbacken next week?
Person B: I might, but I do not want to anger Kevin almighty...
Person A: I got his approval, we can both go!

by Prophet Emil September 13, 2021

Klokez

Knowledge Loving Organism Knowing Everyone’s Zillennial

Klokez going crazy!

by Info urban Dictionary August 7, 2021

kokke

slang used to denote the GSB ( gowda saraswat brahmin) community. The origin is unknown.

Man1: Are u a kokke??

Pandu shenoy: yep, very much.

by sandy007 December 27, 2011

Kartya Kokkov

The Russian equivalent of Lorena Bobbitt.

Ivor Biggun (also known as Robert "Doc" Cox) never had an affair with Kartya Kokkov.

by yorrick hunt January 25, 2008