Generic term for a gay middle-aged male who participates in homosexual acts determined by the roll of a dice. A Klobez is sworn to accept and abide by whatever homosexual act the role of the dice falls upon. In some cases, participants get back-to-back penetration die rolls and can prove problematic to perform. In the event one cannot perform the sexual act because of a flaccid state they my use the term BOB which is an acronym for "Back off Butt" when the term BOB is used the participant has the ability to roll the dice again in hopes of an act they can perform.
A well respected Klobez organized a large game of gay dice at the fraternity.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.