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kolkka

A greeting used between members of a certain group. Initially part of a post that seemed to be accidental (purse post) it has been adopted by The 5000 members of the group.
Kolkka hookers and Matt, quick question...
by Rfml June 16, 2019
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Koleka

A Koleka is generally an Eastern European driver who can also drive for western European companies, He will wear a sleeveless vest, track suit bottoms, socks and shower sandals(Addis preferred) and a hi vis jacket, and speak broken English, or universal phrases such as commerade, katistrof, big problem, Koleka.
No worry koleka's, no damage to the product.
Yes, my mistake i didn't load myself my coworkers did but should have checked somewhere along the way.
by Pederen April 20, 2020
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Koleka problem

Long-distance lorry drivers from Eastern Europe, Belarus and Ukraine. Very limited English skills, as well as questionable driving skills at that, since most of them buy their license for a 1000 USD. Wears plastic crocs, shorts and tank-top that have never seen a washing machine. Usually drunk, so they crash into things and call it simply "problem" or "normal katastrof" since their English skills do not allow them to describe what happened.
- What the hell are you doing? You can't park here sir!
- No problem, pauza, 45 minut finish, me drive ok?
- Koleka problem...

- Who smashed the fence down?
- (points) this drunk HGV driver reversed into it.
- Kein problem, normal katastrof, call boss
by GirtekaDrivingSchool June 5, 2021
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KOLEKA NORMAL KATASTROFF

KOLEKA NORMAL KATASTROFF describes a normal day of a life of a KOLEKA when a minor incident with only material damange and no human casualties occurs.
KOLEKA NORMAL KATASTROFF A1 BELGIUM
by KOLEKA June 5, 2021
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Kolkata knight rider

Most balanced and loving franchise of ipl owned by king of Bollywood sahrukh Khan.
by anonymous April 24, 2021
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Kolkata

Capital of West Bengal ... Place of Asia's biggest red light area ... Sonaganchi .... Probably this is the reason for calling it

"City of Joy"
oh amar kolkata ....
by SShhhhhhhhhhhhhh........ December 31, 2017
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Kimmo Kokkarinen

The type of guy who drives a shitty rental Volvo and is a reckless piece of shit. Often has a dick smaller than the thumb of a new-born.
Hey look at that IT operations master chef! He can't drive for shit and looks like a total asshole!

-Yes, that guy is such a Kimmo Kokkarinen. And is that a cheap prostitute sitting next to him, ready to blow his tiny dick?
by Kimmo Cuckarinen September 13, 2020
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