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Koleka
A Koleka is generally an Eastern European driver who can also drive for western European companies, He will wear a sleeveless vest, track suit bottoms, socks and shower sandals(Addis preferred) and a hi vis jacket, and speak broken English, or universal phrases such as commerade, katistrof, big problem, Koleka.
Related Words
kolkka • Koleka • Kolkata • Kolkata knight rider • kokkai • KOLEKA NORMAL KATASTROFF • Koleka problem • Kolika • KOLKATA FF • Kolkatard
Koleka problem
Long-distance lorry drivers from Eastern Europe, Belarus and Ukraine. Very limited English skills, as well as questionable driving skills at that, since most of them buy their license for a 1000 USD. Wears plastic crocs, shorts and tank-top that have never seen a washing machine. Usually drunk, so they crash into things and call it simply "problem" or "normal katastrof" since their English skills do not allow them to describe what happened.
- What the hell are you doing? You can't park here sir!
- No problem, pauza, 45 minut finish, me drive ok?
- Koleka problem...
- Who smashed the fence down?
- (points) this drunk HGV driver reversed into it.
- Kein problem, normal katastrof, call boss
- No problem, pauza, 45 minut finish, me drive ok?
- Koleka problem...
- Who smashed the fence down?
- (points) this drunk HGV driver reversed into it.
- Kein problem, normal katastrof, call boss
Koleka problem by GirtekaDrivingSchool June 5, 2021
KOLEKA NORMAL KATASTROFF
KOLEKA NORMAL KATASTROFF describes a normal day of a life of a KOLEKA when a minor incident with only material damange and no human casualties occurs.
KOLEKA NORMAL KATASTROFF by KOLEKA June 5, 2021
Kolkata knight rider
Kolkata knight rider by anonymous April 24, 2021
Kolkata
Capital of West Bengal ... Place of Asia's biggest red light area ... Sonaganchi .... Probably this is the reason for calling it
"City of Joy"
"City of Joy"
Kolkata by SShhhhhhhhhhhhhh........ December 31, 2017
Kimmo Kokkarinen
The type of guy who drives a shitty rental Volvo and is a reckless piece of shit. Often has a dick smaller than the thumb of a new-born.
Hey look at that IT operations master chef! He can't drive for shit and looks like a total asshole!
-Yes, that guy is such a Kimmo Kokkarinen. And is that a cheap prostitute sitting next to him, ready to blow his tiny dick?
-Yes, that guy is such a Kimmo Kokkarinen. And is that a cheap prostitute sitting next to him, ready to blow his tiny dick?
Kimmo Kokkarinen by Kimmo Cuckarinen September 13, 2020
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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