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The first creation of Hoborg, attempted to rule the Neverhood. However his evil plans were foiled by Klaymen
No, Klogg this crown is the only thing that you cannot have.
Klogg by KloggMonkey October 20, 2003
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"Knogg" is a word fathered by a man from the west shores of the northmans lands. It's father; Stian M.E. is a man whom has gathered the wealth and means to shape a word which can only be described as "vague as fuck". It is a word that can be used for anything. It also about the way you say it which gives it it's meaning. "To knogg" can mean to either fuck someone or to kill someone. "A knogg" can be a man or an idiot or whatever. "Knoggy" can be a description a man. It is a substantive, a verb, an adjective, etc. You give it what meaning you want to. It's birth is of norwegian roots, for it's maker is norwegian. In english you pronounce the word with a "n" like in "knife" and "know" and not a k.
English:
I knogged my brother = I punched/killed/fucked/fed/etc. my brother
My classmates are such knoggs = My classmates are such idiots/friends/nerds/etc.
He is so knoggy = He is so nice/smart/dumb/smelly/mean/gentle/etc.

Norwegian:
Eg he knogga broren min = Eg he slått/drepe/kyssa/klappa/mata/osv. broren min
Mine venar er nokon skikkelege knoggar = Mine venar nokon skikkelege idiotar/smartingar/kjekkingar/elsklingar/osv.
Han er so knogg/knoggen/knoggeleg = Han er so stygg/søt/ekkel/frekk/dum/breid/osv.
Knogg by Stian M.E. August 1, 2019
Related Words
Klogg klogger Klong Kloog Kligga Klonger knoggin koggy Kdogg kdoggin
Kogga describes a korean bro or friend. Such like nigga but it doesn't matter if he is black, white or whatever. Every korean bro or friend is a kogga.
german man: whats up my kogga?
korean friend: all good my gegga!
kogga by lcrt February 13, 2023
A lazy dark-skinned Klingon homie.
That Kligga over there is packing, and if you're not careful you'll end up with a disruptor hole in your chest.
Kligga by unixfag September 8, 2008
A horse/donkey dick that can be seen from a far.
The preschooler was knocked out shortly after he was badonked up side the head by an alpha donkeys klongus.
Klongus by Klongus September 4, 2020

kork klog 

A worn-out, has-been, hot chick a la Pamela Anderson wearing cork pumps to re-live her glory days (youth). All it does is make her look stupid, desperate, and hagged out!
OMG, Tranny used to be sooooooo hot, now she's nothing but a kork klog. Nassssty!
kork klog by Erika31 November 11, 2008

Koggensnorken 

A word that sounds like a mixture between German, Dutch and English. Its used as an answer if your humor is pretty irreversibly damaged, you try to sound like youre speaking another language or dont really know what to say.
Person A: "Hey, why do you have such a weird humor?"

Person B: "Koggensnorken."
Koggensnorken by Teto51 April 21, 2022
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2. Movie

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3. Situation/Person/Decision

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Bob: Literally 1984!

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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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