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"Knogg" is a word fathered by a man from the west shores of the northmans lands. It's father; Stian M.E. is a man whom has gathered the wealth and means to shape a word which can only be described as "vague as fuck". It is a word that can be used for anything. It also about the way you say it which gives it it's meaning. "To knogg" can mean to either fuck someone or to kill someone. "A knogg" can be a man or an idiot or whatever. "Knoggy" can be a description a man. It is a substantive, a verb, an adjective, etc. You give it what meaning you want to. It's birth is of norwegian roots, for it's maker is norwegian. In english you pronounce the word with a "n" like in "knife" and "know" and not a k.
English:
I knogged my brother = I punched/killed/fucked/fed/etc. my brother
My classmates are such knoggs = My classmates are such idiots/friends/nerds/etc.
He is so knoggy = He is so nice/smart/dumb/smelly/mean/gentle/etc.

Norwegian:
Eg he knogga broren min = Eg he slått/drepe/kyssa/klappa/mata/osv. broren min
Mine venar er nokon skikkelege knoggar = Mine venar nokon skikkelege idiotar/smartingar/kjekkingar/elsklingar/osv.
Han er so knogg/knoggen/knoggeleg = Han er so stygg/søt/ekkel/frekk/dum/breid/osv.
Knogg by Stian M.E. August 1, 2019
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Edmund: "What's wrong Ulfr?"

Ulfr: "Lancelot beat me up and took my money"

Edmund: "What a knigger."
Knigger by Swagmortar February 9, 2021
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Knog or knogger is someone trying to be cool but getting it all wrong.

Adapted from an uncool typo of "It's on like donkey kong" to "donkey knog". A piss take use of this term has rapidly expanded through the south east of England to replace words like c**t, idiot, muppet, wally etc.
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Look at that car! Now that’s a knuggler!
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