Kloog 

To shit unexpectedly where out walking

I've just kloog my pants

Kloog by White Van Man March 28, 2008

kloog 

when you throw up so hard it comes out of your nose and ears and it gets in your hair and all

IM GONNA KLOOG

kloog by snowbloxian July 4, 2022

Kloog 

Clueless, intellectually vacant, lumbering due to an intellect so low that fine motor control and precise directed action is impossible.

You are Kloog.

Kloog by Vendicar Decarian August 10, 2023

kloob

It is when you didn't read the whole thread in the message in the S01E02 of Barry

"The chechen guys are trying to kloob us"

kloob by supic@ September 6, 2019

Lamp Kloon 

1. (n.) A clown who has generally failed at his craft; a clown who finds it difficult to get laughs from an audience or who can no longer adequately perform his standard tricks, such as juggling, dancin', harpin' the rug, or stountin' the tarn.

2. (n.) A floundering can that commonly rests on a lamp or lamp shade.

1. That lamp kloon really sucked, and so I gave him a good kick to the nuts.

2. There's a lamp kloon.

Lamp Kloon by P'tainz January 28, 2013

kloof 

Kloof

(noun)
A universal derogatory term for anyone
(adjective)
Something bad

(noun) You little kloof
(adjective) That's pretty kloofed

kloof by Anonymous123325456 May 10, 2013

knooger 

n a legendary creature which is known to perform sexual acts on alost anything, moving or otherwise.

v to identify a want to have sexual interactions with an object.

n Growing up, Knooger's friend would sleep with anything that moved. Knooger didn't see a reason to limit himself.

v Doug wants to knooger Red.

knooger by Off Topic November 18, 2007