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A fucking klobat
Your a fuckin klobat (landon T and cody L)
Klobat by FamousJew January 13, 2024
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kloathia 

a deadly disease of the skin. once it attacks you, you are screwed. the kloathia gets into your vital organs and shuts it alll down.
AHHH! that chick must have kloathia. i hope she has enjoyed her life. poor girl.
kloathia by elephantitisinmyfoot March 18, 2010
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A biased Jew. They often play online games and have to have control or they'll feel insignificant.
*You are stopped by the police*
Police man: You were 1-mile over the speed limit and you're black, so I'm going to have to take you to jail.
You: Stop being such a Kobata.
Kobata by Laref June 24, 2011
a fan of dethklok willing to die for the band, their favorite shows usually include metalocalypse and home movies. klokateers will usually have a dethklok cog tatooed on the back of their neck. some wear hoods with eye holes and a sleevless tanktop which looks of that of a executioner their favorite band is dethklok and ONLY dethklok, some like the side projects like planet piss, snakes n' barrels, and skwisgaars solo song "crush my battle opponents balls." klokateers are compared to maggot and fiends.
man ever since the dethalbum came out these klokateers are everywear
klokateer by keonin October 11, 2009
A low life who holds a high position, yet doesn't deserve it, and probably never will.
Dan: Damn he never works.
Royal: I know, what a Kobata.
Kobata by Royal ;D September 7, 2010

klopatchistan 

The Democratic, Communist, Republican Dictatorship of Klopatchistan, a small country in the middle east major exports include escape kits, terroist training, vodka, and DIY volcanos. population 12 but looking for new members at klopatchistan.org.uk
"klopatchistan is the greatest country in the world"
klopatchistan by matt April 3, 2005

Koobatight

Means When something really good has happened. Immediately right after you say "Koobatight!"
Manz was drunk and kissed every chic at the party last night. That shit was Koobatight! because they were all with it.
Koobatight by Manz Guzman October 2, 2006
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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