Kobata

A biased Jew. They often play online games and have to have control or they'll feel insignificant.

*You are stopped by the police*
Police man: You were 1-mile over the speed limit and you're black, so I'm going to have to take you to jail.
You: Stop being such a Kobata.

by Laref June 24, 2011

Kobata

A low life who holds a high position, yet doesn't deserve it, and probably never will.

Dan: Damn he never works.
Royal: I know, what a Kobata.

by Royal ;D September 7, 2010

Konataism

a religion(similar to Haruhiism) that follows the practices of Konata Izumi from the anime Lucky Star

"Why do u play dating sims all night insted of studying for the big test?"
"I practice Konataism"

"Timotei, timotei.....TIMOTEI"

by Mnayr2 May 23, 2009

Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid

A yuri/reverse isekai anime that follows the story of Miss Kobayashi and her personal maid Tohru (who also happens to be a dragon) then later Kanna Kamui, the cutest anime character ever.

Can you recommend any good anime?
Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid

by mancyclopediac January 21, 2021

Konata Izumi

Konata Izumi, or Izumi Konata in her birthplace of Japan, is an Anime Character from the show Lucky Star

Konata enjoys anime although being in an anime herself and is pretty much a boy with everything.

Most people recognize Konata as a girl with long blue hair, or the main source of :3 or =3

Konata Izumi: I can't wait to get home and play my dating sims :D

by NatsukiKonaKon January 14, 2010

Kobayashi Maru

A no-win situation caused by a set of rules that can only be won by changing the rules, in effect, cheating. This term comes from the name of a small ship in distress in a scenario shown in a Star Trek movie. According to the film, the scenario is featured in a training simulator for students attempting to become ship's captains. They receive a distress signal from the Kobayashi Maru and can either attempt to rescue it and be destroyed by enemy forces or leave it and let it be destroyed. James T. Kirk, according to the film, is the only person to have won the scenario--by reprogramming the simulator. Kobayashi Maru, loosely translated, means "Little wooden ship."

Someone experiencing a Kobayashi Maru can be said to be between a rock and a hard place.

by Kidduffah Tubes July 4, 2004

Konata Izumi

Konata Izumi is one of the primary characters of the Anime/Manga series by the name of Lucky Star. She is famous for her obsession with all things anime, a long-time interest in adult dating simulator computer games, and a tendency to never follow the norms of everyday women. Her key physical features are long blue hair, a beauty mark under her right eye, and a child-like build.

Konata works part-time at a Cosplay Cafe, a commitment that is surprising to the other girls of the show. She has portrayed different characters, with the most prominent being Haruhi Suzumiya The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. She spends her paychecks primarily on anime/manga merchandise, and is known to buy three of the same item- one for personal use, one for collecting, and the other as a backup.

Konata's sexuality is questionable. Although a firm preference has never been mentioned in the series, she has displayed interest in things such as Miyuki Takara's breasts and her friend, Kagami Hiiragi. Such has lead to a widespread fanshipping known as KonaxKaga (or Konakaga, Kagakona, etc.), of which relevant fanart and fanfiction portrays the two characters engaging in romantic activity of different levels.

"Konata Izumi is a reflection of all modern Otaku." -Anime Fan

by Stiffofdeath May 23, 2010