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A biased Jew. They often play online games and have to have control or they'll feel insignificant.
*You are stopped by the police*
Police man: You were 1-mile over the speed limit and you're black, so I'm going to have to take you to jail.
You: Stop being such a Kobata.
Kobata by Laref June 24, 2011
A low life who holds a high position, yet doesn't deserve it, and probably never will.
Dan: Damn he never works.
Royal: I know, what a Kobata.
Kobata by Royal ;D September 7, 2010
Related Words

Konataism 

a religion(similar to Haruhiism) that follows the practices of Konata Izumi from the anime Lucky Star
"Why do u play dating sims all night insted of studying for the big test?"
"I practice Konataism"

"Timotei, timotei.....TIMOTEI"
Konataism by Mnayr2 May 23, 2009

Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid 

A yuri/reverse isekai anime that follows the story of Miss Kobayashi and her personal maid Tohru (who also happens to be a dragon) then later Kanna Kamui, the cutest anime character ever.
Can you recommend any good anime?
Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid

Konata Izumi

Konata Izumi, or Izumi Konata in her birthplace of Japan, is an Anime Character from the show Lucky Star

Konata enjoys anime although being in an anime herself and is pretty much a boy with everything.

Most people recognize Konata as a girl with long blue hair, or the main source of :3 or =3
Konata Izumi: I can't wait to get home and play my dating sims :D
Konata Izumi by NatsukiKonaKon January 14, 2010

Kobayashi Maru 

A no-win situation caused by a set of rules that can only be won by changing the rules, in effect, cheating. This term comes from the name of a small ship in distress in a scenario shown in a Star Trek movie. According to the film, the scenario is featured in a training simulator for students attempting to become ship's captains. They receive a distress signal from the Kobayashi Maru and can either attempt to rescue it and be destroyed by enemy forces or leave it and let it be destroyed. James T. Kirk, according to the film, is the only person to have won the scenario--by reprogramming the simulator. Kobayashi Maru, loosely translated, means "Little wooden ship."
Someone experiencing a Kobayashi Maru can be said to be between a rock and a hard place.

Konata Izumi

Konata Izumi is one of the primary characters of the Anime/Manga series by the name of Lucky Star. She is famous for her obsession with all things anime, a long-time interest in adult dating simulator computer games, and a tendency to never follow the norms of everyday women. Her key physical features are long blue hair, a beauty mark under her right eye, and a child-like build.

Konata works part-time at a Cosplay Cafe, a commitment that is surprising to the other girls of the show. She has portrayed different characters, with the most prominent being Haruhi Suzumiya The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. She spends her paychecks primarily on anime/manga merchandise, and is known to buy three of the same item- one for personal use, one for collecting, and the other as a backup.

Konata's sexuality is questionable. Although a firm preference has never been mentioned in the series, she has displayed interest in things such as Miyuki Takara's breasts and her friend, Kagami Hiiragi. Such has lead to a widespread fanshipping known as KonaxKaga (or Konakaga, Kagakona, etc.), of which relevant fanart and fanfiction portrays the two characters engaging in romantic activity of different levels.
"Konata Izumi is a reflection of all modern Otaku." -Anime Fan
Konata Izumi by Stiffofdeath May 23, 2010
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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