FamousJew's definitions

Dirty mayo

When you shit and gizz at the same time.

I pulled a dirty mayo last night.

by FamousJew May 29, 2020

Corn dog

When a guy takes a shit and rubs it on his dick for a girl to suck

Guy: Ready for the corn dog
Girl: hell yeah

by FamousJew December 8, 2019

Upper Decker

When you take a shit in the tank of the toilet.

Yo last night I took an upper decker in Jim’s toilet!

by FamousJew October 28, 2020

Kitchen monkey

Another word for a woman. They are always running around making sandwiches like monkeys in a kitchen.

Son: wow dad mom needs to calm down it’s just pasta
Dad: yep that’s a kitchen monkey for you

by FamousJew February 26, 2020

Dirty Robinson

When you bust a fat nut in your friends grape kool aid

Dude, my kool aid is salty and creamy

Holy fuck, he just drank a dirty Robinson

by FamousJew January 13, 2024

Tonka

Another word for a bad bitches fat-ass

Me: yo homie look at her ass
Friend: shordie got mad tonka no kizzy

by FamousJew December 3, 2021

Peanut Butter and Jelly

When a girl shits her pants on her period and you eat her out.

Shordie: yo eat me out
Me: girl I ain’t tryna eat no peanut butter and jelly sandwich

by FamousJew December 3, 2021