FamousJew's definitions

Corn dog

When a guy takes a shit and rubs it on his dick for a girl to suck

Guy: Ready for the corn dog
Girl: hell yeah

by FamousJew December 8, 2019

Lawn mower

When a girl with braces is sucking your dick and your pubic hair gets stuck in the braces and rips out like a lawn mower with grass.

Guy: she gave me the lawn mower last night and my ball hurt now

by FamousJew December 8, 2019

Kitchen monkey

Another word for a woman. They are always running around making sandwiches like monkeys in a kitchen.

Son: wow dad mom needs to calm down it’s just pasta
Dad: yep that’s a kitchen monkey for you

by FamousJew February 26, 2020

Oven camper

Another word for a Jew. Hitler baked Jews in ovens like pizzas and that’s where they get the name.

Dude: my family were Jews in the holocaust
Friend: so they were oven campers?

by FamousJew February 26, 2020

Dirty mayo

When you shit and gizz at the same time.

I pulled a dirty mayo last night.

by FamousJew May 29, 2020

Lay an egg

Another word for taking a shit

Aye bro I’m gonna go lay an egg

by FamousJew August 21, 2020

Upper Decker

When you take a shit in the tank of the toilet.

Yo last night I took an upper decker in Jim’s toilet!

by FamousJew October 28, 2020