Right there and then. No excuses, you must do what ever whom says if they say to do it immediately. At the second that is present, do something immediately.

Hey you! throw your purse into the egg batter immediately!

Immediately by Egg Batter April 18, 2022

Immediately

Also can be used in reference to the time frame in the range of 6 (six) years.

Joe Biden’s team immediately turned over the classified documents from his time as VP.

Immediately by homegrownmockery January 14, 2023

kill yourself immediately

To kill yourself in a swift manner in order to prevent you from annoying anyone else

n00b:Hay their budy!

Extremely l33t guy:Learn how to spell,then kill yourself immediately!

kill yourself immediately by Jimmy Cracka March 13, 2005

you shall ultrakill thyself, immediately

A meme reference to the game "Ultrakill", where a character named Minos Prime says that you should commit die.
This line is not actually said in-game.

You shall ultrakill thyself, immediately, machine!

you shall ultrakill thyself, immediately by Dreiasaiy April 1, 2023

effective immediately

Basically it means, you do this shit right now or you suffer the punitive consequences!

Also, do wtf I said and do it right now.

The following expectations are non-negotiable. Effective immediately. Please advise.

effective immediately by BigPapiCreams April 6, 2022

Return my calls immediately

Something people say in an email when they’re mad at a company and they think that ordering them to do something is going to make them do it as if they are their bitch.

*Reading: “We have tried to contact you and there has been no answer. Return my calls immediately at (phone number).”
Hm, I was going to call her back until that bitch command. I’ll consider calling her back next week.

Return my calls immediately by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026