keistered

To smuggle or conceal in ones anus. To hide a foreign substance in ones rectum.

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when you forget something is in your back pocket and you sit on it.
"To keister it"
"My phone is broke I kiestered it"

"yeah its FUBAR, I keistered it."

keistered by jericasyn January 8, 2017

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keistered a peacock

For someone to keep something that everyone wants till the novelty wears off then brings it out.

eli held on to the peach snaps all night till everyone was over drinking then pulls it out "oh he just keistered a peacock"

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A perfect arse

An arse that defies gravity

Not too big, not too small, not flat, perfectly round

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"Man, we were drunk last night, but you were totally stoned too." "Yeah, dude. I was pretty keetered."

keetered by SwingBatter October 12, 2009

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An anus filled with mushed feces.
Am asshole that was never wiped and is filled with excrement with the consistency of thick soup.

Diarrhea Butt.

I Can’t just use tissue or a wet wipe, I need to shower to clean this soupy keister.

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To hide or smuggle items in ones anus

Goodman figured keistering the dildo would be just the trick to avoid detection by store security

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