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keistered 

when you forget something is in your back pocket and you sit on it.
"To keister it"
"My phone is broke I kiestered it"
"yeah its FUBAR, I keistered it."
keistered by jericasyn January 8, 2017

keistered a peacock 

For someone to keep something that everyone wants till the novelty wears off then brings it out.
eli held on to the peach snaps all night till everyone was over drinking then pulls it out "oh he just keistered a peacock"

Khaleesi Keister

A perfect arse

An arse that defies gravity

Not too big, not too small, not flat, perfectly round
She has a khaleesi Keister

keetered 

BOTH drunk and stoned.
"Man, we were drunk last night, but you were totally stoned too." "Yeah, dude. I was pretty keetered."
keetered by SwingBatter October 12, 2009

soupy keister 

An anus filled with mushed feces.
Am asshole that was never wiped and is filled with excrement with the consistency of thick soup.

Diarrhea Butt.
I Can’t just use tissue or a wet wipe, I need to shower to clean this soupy keister.
soupy keister by Fatman Slim March 2, 2022

Keistering 

To hide or smuggle items in ones anus
Goodman figured keistering the dildo would be just the trick to avoid detection by store security