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Kister

A 40-something virgin that has a mono-brow and a tendancy to wear womens underwear.
Our english teacher is a proper Kister
by Jessica Mansell February 4, 2005
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Kister

When you are really close to your female cousin so she is more like a sister.
Yeah sheโ€™s a top slag, but thatโ€™s my kister!
by JayonceKnowles June 2, 2021
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kister

It describes a middle age man, obsessed with quotations and loves scorpians. It describes a man whos favourite passtimes include,hand sex with erotic books, has a unibrow that he likes to shave.

Kisterious, Kisterlicious, Kistering.
That man is simply kisterious.
by Rachael Stevens February 4, 2005
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Alex kister

Super nice and cool person!!!!!! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
Oh no!!!!!!!!! I don't know what Alex kister means
Oh i know hold up๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡
by horrogamefan March 22, 2022
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Alex Kister

A super nice and cool person!!!!๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ He is the best!!!
Oh no I don't what Alex Kister means๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜“
OH NOOOOOOOO HOLD UP๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
by horrogamefan March 22, 2022
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Alex kister

Such a cool and beautiful person!!!!! He is super nice and amazing!!!! And likes a lot princess Diana and other stuff
"hold up lemme search Kister"
"NAUURRRRRRRR HOLD UP......"
"DONE, NOW THERE'S ALEX KISTER IN A GOOD WAY"
by Edgarnuggetfan March 21, 2022
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Kister's Law

A pattern where an otherwise non-sexual artwork or written work unintentionally contains hints of the creator's fetishes.

The phrase stems from the creator of the analogue horror series Mandela Catalog, Alex Kister, admitting that he is sexually interested in the concept of doppelgรคngers, a core feature of the narrative.
1. That's his Kister's Law!

2. I've found his Kister's Law....

3. This has Kister's Law written all over it.
by Aqua's Nest April 1, 2025
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