Kister

A 40-something virgin that has a mono-brow and a tendancy to wear womens underwear.

Our english teacher is a proper Kister

by Jessica Mansell February 4, 2005

Kister

When you are really close to your female cousin so she is more like a sister.

Yeah she’s a top slag, but that’s my kister!

by JayonceKnowles June 2, 2021

kister

It describes a middle age man, obsessed with quotations and loves scorpians. It describes a man whos favourite passtimes include,hand sex with erotic books, has a unibrow that he likes to shave.

Kisterious, Kisterlicious, Kistering.

That man is simply kisterious.

by Rachael Stevens February 4, 2005

Alex kister

Super nice and cool person!!!!!! 👍👍👍👍

Oh no!!!!!!!!! I don't know what Alex kister means
Oh i know hold up😇😇😇😇😇😇😇

by horrogamefan March 22, 2022

Alex Kister

A super nice and cool person!!!!👍👍👍👍 He is the best!!!

Oh no I don't what Alex Kister means😓😓😓😓😓
OH NOOOOOOOO HOLD UP😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

by horrogamefan March 22, 2022

Alex kister

Such a cool and beautiful person!!!!! He is super nice and amazing!!!! And likes a lot princess Diana and other stuff

"hold up lemme search Kister"
"NAUURRRRRRRR HOLD UP......"
"DONE, NOW THERE'S ALEX KISTER IN A GOOD WAY"

by Edgarnuggetfan March 21, 2022

Kister's Law

A pattern where an otherwise non-sexual artwork or written work unintentionally contains hints of the creator's fetishes.

The phrase stems from the creator of the analogue horror series Mandela Catalog, Alex Kister, admitting that he is sexually interested in the concept of doppelgängers, a core feature of the narrative.

1. That's his Kister's Law!

2. I've found his Kister's Law....

3. This has Kister's Law written all over it.

by Aqua's Nest April 1, 2025