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A 40-something virgin that has a mono-brow and a tendancy to wear womens underwear.
Our english teacher is a proper Kister
by Jessica Mansell February 04, 2005
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It describes a middle age man, obsessed with quotations and loves scorpians. It describes a man whos favourite passtimes include,hand sex with erotic books, has a unibrow that he likes to shave.

Kisterious, Kisterlicious, Kistering.
That man is simply kisterious.
by Rachael Stevens February 04, 2005
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