Kister

A 40-something virgin that has a mono-brow and a tendancy to wear womens underwear.

Our english teacher is a proper Kister

by Jessica Mansell February 04, 2005

Kister

When you are really close to your female cousin so she is more like a sister.

Yeah she’s a top slag, but that’s my kister!

by JayonceKnowles June 02, 2021

kister

It describes a middle age man, obsessed with quotations and loves scorpians. It describes a man whos favourite passtimes include,hand sex with erotic books, has a unibrow that he likes to shave.

Kisterious, Kisterlicious, Kistering.

That man is simply kisterious.

by Rachael Stevens February 04, 2005

Alex kister

Super nice and cool person!!!!!! 👍👍👍👍

Oh no!!!!!!!!! I don't know what Alex kister means
Oh i know hold up😇😇😇😇😇😇😇

by horrogamefan March 22, 2022

Alex Kister

A super nice and cool person!!!!👍👍👍👍 He is the best!!!

Oh no I don't what Alex Kister means😓😓😓😓😓
OH NOOOOOOOO HOLD UP😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

by horrogamefan March 22, 2022

Alex kister

Such a cool and beautiful person!!!!! He is super nice and amazing!!!! And likes a lot princess Diana and other stuff

"hold up lemme search Kister"
"NAUURRRRRRRR HOLD UP......"
"DONE, NOW THERE'S ALEX KISTER IN A GOOD WAY"

by Edgarnuggetfan March 22, 2022