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A 40-something virgin that has a mono-brow and a tendancy to wear womens underwear.

Our english teacher is a proper Kister

Kister by Jessica Mansell February 4, 2005

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kister

It describes a middle age man, obsessed with quotations and loves scorpians. It describes a man whos favourite passtimes include,hand sex with erotic books, has a unibrow that he likes to shave.

Kisterious, Kisterlicious, Kistering.

That man is simply kisterious.

kister by Rachael Stevens February 4, 2005

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Kister

When you are really close to your female cousin so she is more like a sister.

Yeah she’s a top slag, but that’s my kister!

Kister by JayonceKnowles June 2, 2021

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Kister's Law

A pattern where an otherwise non-sexual artwork or written work unintentionally contains hints of the creator's fetishes.

The phrase stems from the creator of the analogue horror series Mandela Catalog, Alex Kister, admitting that he is sexually interested in the concept of doppelgängers, a core feature of the narrative.

1. That's his Kister's Law!

2. I've found his Kister's Law....

3. This has Kister's Law written all over it.

Kister's Law by Aqua's Nest April 1, 2025

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Alex kister

Super nice and cool person!!!!!! 👍👍👍👍

Oh no!!!!!!!!! I don't know what Alex kister means
Oh i know hold up😇😇😇😇😇😇😇

Alex kister by horrogamefan March 22, 2022

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Alex Kister

A super nice and cool person!!!!👍👍👍👍 He is the best!!!

Oh no I don't what Alex Kister means😓😓😓😓😓
OH NOOOOOOOO HOLD UP😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Alex Kister by horrogamefan March 22, 2022

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Alex kister

Such a cool and beautiful person!!!!! He is super nice and amazing!!!! And likes a lot princess Diana and other stuff

"hold up lemme search Kister"
"NAUURRRRRRRR HOLD UP......"
"DONE, NOW THERE'S ALEX KISTER IN A GOOD WAY"

Alex kister by Edgarnuggetfan March 21, 2022

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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