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Klippy means short penis/cock or whatever else you call it. Midget sized if you wanna take it that far.
"His dick was so klippy I didn't feel anything."
"Those jeans made his penis look klippy."
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Uncle kippy 

To eat/take almost all of something, but leaving behind just enough so that there's too much to throw out, but also not enough for a full amount or serving.
Mitchell tends to uncle kippy the ice cream. I hate it when someone uncle kippys the soda!
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the klippa 

Pulling "The Klippa" is the act of being caught finger bashing a girl by the girls mother, then instead of taking your fingers out of the girl you keep them inside her and look absolutely flabbergasted at the mother. Then being scared of the mother telling your mother as they work in the same place.
Mate I pulled "the klippa" last night! scared as shit now!
the klippa by Mexiccone February 22, 2014
the mark created during the act of sexually stimulating another individual's hip with your knee, creating a bruise
Oh my god, Phil! That is a huge knippy! Did Grace give that to you last night?

KloppyPlayz 

Minecraft sweat and a dumb YouTuber who makes Minecraft videos like dream
kloppyplayz mc epic youtube very cool and epic minecraft kloppy youtube playz minecraft epic subscribe lklpppy playz mic
KloppyPlayz by picbear September 4, 2021
The highest grade of marijuana. This term originated in the southern United States, possibly Florida. Synonyms include Kine Bud in New York slang, Nug," or Nuggets, (referring to the tendency of marijuana with a high THC level to be sticky, which causes it to clump together into Nuggets) and Skunk Bud or Skunk Weed (due to the potent odor).

Some experts estimate that there may be as many as 1,000 different breeds of marijuana that could be classified as Krippy, although some of the better known ones include White Widow, Northern Lights, New York White, Acapulco Gold, Jamaican Red, Indica, and Amsterdam.

Lower quality grades of marijuana, in descending order, would include Shwuggets (something between Shwag and Nuggets ) Commercial or mid-grade weed, Shwag (often dryer and containing more stalks and seeds than Krippy or Kine) and, at the bottom of the chart, Dirt Weed or Headache Medicine.
noun: Man, we was smokin’ this Krippy last night. Wow... it was just wall-meltingly good. I had a case of couchlock like you wouldn’t believe. We were buggin...

adjective: Wow, this weed is amazing... it's, like, krippy...
Krippy by Nurse Kitten April 29, 2005
The best TikToker and he will over pass his cousin
The Kippy is god
The Kippy is better than andy_gub321
The Kippy by Andygub321 December 24, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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