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kletch

An extremely annoying/awful person, someone who is gay, lesbian, or LGBTQ+ in some way, or someone who has autism/is disabled in some way, especially mentally.
“Man, that Kyle guy is such a kletch.”
You’re a gay-ass kletch Craig!”
by l1lyp4d April 8, 2023
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Kletch

A word describing anyone whos is LGBT+, or in anyway disabled / neurodivergent.
Holy shit, look there, it’s that Kletch, Brooke/Griffin!”
“Damn, Julia, you really are a Kletch.”
by Ajaxalicious April 10, 2023
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ketchupcum

When a squeezable ketchup bottle lid is popped and the juice inside spews all over the place.
The girls white sundress was ruined after a ketchupcum accident.
by jpg3 September 27, 2014
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kvetch

This is old Yiddish noun meaning "nagging complainer", and in verb form "kvetching" means "to complain".
Ira is always kvetching about his wife's bad cooking, she is not so good. Ira is a kvetch.
by Fupa Lover 69 slappin' Bootie February 2, 2019
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ketchup moustache

When a person performs oral sex on a girl who is on her period. Also called "catsup moustache" in some areas
"Hey your mom is cool. She gave me some cookies and a ketchup moustache."
"Yea... what?"
by A.C. SlayinPussy July 20, 2016
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KLUTCH

KLUTCH- A person/Thing that is in The Top Tier of Their category, And is Consistently Klutch in Crunch time. Anybody can Be klutch with a C, But only the ones that stand out can be Klutch with a K.
Kobe Bryant is so damn “Klutch”, But Paul George is Just “Clutch”.
Why is Coca-cola So God Damn “Klutch”.
by KLUTCHJACOB August 10, 2019
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White trash ketchup

Putting ranch dressing on everything, doesn't matter what it is nor the fact that you didn't even taste the food beforehand.

Because the food that someone had growing up or while away at college, either tasted so bad, or was such poor quality, that they had to hide the taste with something else in order to make it palatable and they couldn't afford to not eat it.
i.e. ranch dressing or ketchup on burnt or over-cooked anything.

They also, in turn, have gotten conditioned to eating this way so they still have to do this to almost all food they consume.
Person 1: I NEED some ranch dressing for this.
Person 2: You didn't even try it first, you might like its natural taste.
Person 1: I like the natural taste of ranch dressing. I drown everything I eat in white trash ketchup!
by turak001 October 28, 2013
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