bloated overhanging stomach
you have a fat ketch
by Anonymous April 23, 2003
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How catch is pronounced. catch is pronounce like ''ketch''.
I am going to ketch the ball.
by David June 10, 2004
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a term used to insult a friend when they are behaving in a disgusting manner, possibly ladish or yobbish. However it's used in a humorous way and only applied to friends.
1. Oi stop ketching about.
2. why you acting like such a ketche?
3. you dirty little ketche!!
by Relatively clever July 6, 2010
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Slang for money; Can be described as short for ketchup
Yo Tyrone you got the ketch?
by BusStop112 November 24, 2017
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1. A man who assumes they are the shit, especially with the ladies, even though they are the opposite and probably get rejected a lot.

2. A woman who comes across as a slut, such as their dress sense and flirting, because they think it is attractive.
That bitch out there on the street corner is a ketch.
by ShrektheThird December 8, 2019
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The best way to abbreviate "ketchup". Using this will make you an instant cool guy.
"hey can you pass the ketch?"
"yeah!" *whispers to other friend nearby* "that guy is so cool"
by JiveAssToot August 7, 2016
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