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bloated overhanging stomach
you have a fat ketch
by Anonymous April 23, 2003
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A tiny, almost imperceptible cough, usually hidden behind a mask due to; emphysema, asthma, allergies or the dreaded COVID, so as not to alarm others to your potential of being β€œthe infected.”
I was walking through the grocery store and I had a tickle in my throat but I didn’t want people to think I was contagious so I let out a microcough.
by PeteLoaf320 November 25, 2020
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1. A man who assumes they are the shit, especially with the ladies, even though they are the opposite and probably get rejected a lot.

2. A woman who comes across as a slut, such as their dress sense and flirting, because they think it is attractive.
That bitch out there on the street corner is a ketch.
by ShrektheThird December 08, 2019
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The best way to abbreviate "ketchup". Using this will make you an instant cool guy.
"hey can you pass the ketch?"
"yeah!" *whispers to other friend nearby* "that guy is so cool"
by JiveAssToot August 06, 2016
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Slang for money; Can be described as short for ketchup
Yo Tyrone you got the ketch?
by BusStop112 November 24, 2017
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