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A word describing anyone whos is LGBT+, or in anyway disabled / neurodivergent.
Holy shit, look there, it’s that Kletch, Brooke/Griffin!”
“Damn, Julia, you really are a Kletch.”
Kletch by Ajaxalicious April 10, 2023

ketchupcum

When a squeezable ketchup bottle lid is popped and the juice inside spews all over the place.
The girls white sundress was ruined after a ketchupcum accident.
ketchupcum by jpg3 September 27, 2014
This is old Yiddish noun meaning "nagging complainer", and in verb form "kvetching" means "to complain".
Ira is always kvetching about his wife's bad cooking, she is not so good. Ira is a kvetch.

ketchup moustache

When a person performs oral sex on a girl who is on her period. Also called "catsup moustache" in some areas
"Hey your mom is cool. She gave me some cookies and a ketchup moustache."
"Yea... what?"
KLUTCH- A person/Thing that is in The Top Tier of Their category, And is Consistently Klutch in Crunch time. Anybody can Be klutch with a C, But only the ones that stand out can be Klutch with a K.
Kobe Bryant is so damn “Klutch”, But Paul George is Just “Clutch”.
Why is Coca-cola So God Damn “Klutch”.
KLUTCH by KLUTCHJACOB August 10, 2019

White trash ketchup

Putting ranch dressing on everything, doesn't matter what it is nor the fact that you didn't even taste the food beforehand.

Because the food that someone had growing up or while away at college, either tasted so bad, or was such poor quality, that they had to hide the taste with something else in order to make it palatable and they couldn't afford to not eat it.
i.e. ranch dressing or ketchup on burnt or over-cooked anything.

They also, in turn, have gotten conditioned to eating this way so they still have to do this to almost all food they consume.
Person 1: I NEED some ranch dressing for this.
Person 2: You didn't even try it first, you might like its natural taste.
Person 1: I like the natural taste of ranch dressing. I drown everything I eat in white trash ketchup!
White trash ketchup by turak001 October 28, 2013