ketchupcum

When a squeezable ketchup bottle lid is popped and the juice inside spews all over the place.

The girls white sundress was ruined after a ketchupcum accident.

by jpg3 September 27, 2014

Ketchupcano

When there is too much ketchup in those little paper cups so when you dip anything larger than a french fry the ketchup erupts over the edge onto the table.

Fred tried to dip his burger into the little cup and caused a ketchupcano over the table.

by NilesDevin February 10, 2010

Pre Ketchup Cum

Pre Ketchup cum is the almost see through substance that comes out the average ketchup bottle whenever it's poured onto your favourite meal or your just really thirsty
Pre Ketchup Cum is something that 9/10 average human beings experience over their lifetime

Man 1: "What just came out of the sauce bottle!!"

Man2: "Chill it's a bit of pre ketchup cum, it happens to all of us"

by MrAnonymousTheSecond January 27, 2014

ketchupbutt

Someone who gets it in the booty enough to were there ass bleeds, mostly referred to homos.

"Gawd, will you quit crying about your anus, maybe if you weren't such a ketchupbutt you wouldn't need a butt plug."

by louiiiiiieee May 19, 2008