Klanked 

To be under the influence of a substance e.g alcohol, mushrooms, dope, MDMA etc. but being nice to people

Went out last night we were Klanked out of our mellons
Oh man I'm totally klanked
Lets get proper klanked

Klanked by Klacker February 16, 2013

KLACKED ASS BITCH 

A}}}MORE TIMES THAN NOT REFERS TO A WOMAN AKIN TO A SKEEZER ,ONLY MUCH MUCH WORSE. KNOWN TO HAVE AN EXTENSIVE AMOUNT OF TIME DEDICATED TO VARIOUS ; SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS WITH NO REAL MOTIVATION OTHER THAN CONTINUING THE SELF AND GENERAL POPULATIONS OPINION OF HAVING BEEN DEFINED AS, HAVING NO SENSE NOR VALUE WHATSOEVER, USELESS, POINTLESS, A WASTE, EARLIER POSSIBLE TERMINOLOGY ARE 1. PIECE OF DOG SHIT, 2}BURNT OUT, 3} TORN UP FROM THE FLOOR UP. TYPE LIKE BITCH 4} TURNT OUT STANKY ASS CHICKEN HEADED BITCH
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NOT OPPOSED TO SCAVENGING THRU THE BOTTLE RETURN STATIONS IN HOPES OF PERSUADING THE BOTTLE RETURNS ATTENDENT TO ALOW HER TO PERFORM VARIOUS MORALY BANKRUPT AND OTHERWISE PHYSICALLY REPULSIVE ACTIONS INVOLVING HER MORE THAN VISUALLY OFFENSIVE MANDATORY S..TD RIDDELED VAGINA, OR EQUALLY RIDDLED MOUTH OR SEPTIC COLON.FOR A HAND WROTE REFUND SLIP OF ANY AMOUNT. THE KLACKED ASS BITCH OF HIGHER POPULATED AREAS TEND TO BE EXTRA FOUL AS FUCK DUE TO THE ENVIROMENTS NUMEROUS OPPURTUNITY S THERE ARE WITH REGARDS TO THE TERMS FAILURE AND OR SELL OUT.




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YO CHECK IT FAMMY PEEP THE KLACKED OUT BITCH BEHIND THAT MUTHA FUCKIN DUMPSTER HOOKING THAT OLD DUDE UP WITH A SPORT.......HELLA FOUL, MY GOD , NOW THATS ONE KLACKED ASS BITCH FRILL DOGGIE.

KLACKED ASS BITCH by WILL "BIG BALLIN" STACKER July 1, 2020

klanned 

to leave someone hanging.

dude!, i thought you were gonna come man
you klanned me man..ouch

klanned by MarcAntoine July 23, 2007

klunked 

getting in trouble at work, written up or fired. Mostly used as "I got klunked"

i came into work late today and got klunked

klunked by ms. froggy September 29, 2012

Klanced 

when the running plot (of a series) heavily suggests something that attracts the majority of viewers, later to be not sought through or completed; a clever marketing strategy using a popular speculation to attract a specific demographic; the details used in the process often don't make sense in retrospect

"We arn't getting any views, guess we'll have to klance 'em."

"Fuck we've been klanced."

Klanced by vldownsmyass December 17, 2018

Klunked-out 

Verb. (CLUNGED-OUT)

When a bro stops hanging out with you out of no where, cancels plans, or stops answering texts from you.

Especially when a new girlfriend is involved.

Bro1"Hey bro2 where is bro3 at? I thought he was kicking it this weekend?"
Bro2"Nah Bro1 he got that new girlfriend so he has klunked-out here lately."

Klunked-out by Dread Cpt Planet July 31, 2016

kanked 

to be un- cool or unsweet

fucked up, screwey, unchill,not ordinary

kankable- fuckable
kanked- not cool
kanks- screwy/ intoxicated

kanked by mark & fred September 13, 2008