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To be under the influence of a substance e.g alcohol, mushrooms, dope, MDMA etc. but being nice to people
Went out last night we were Klanked out of our mellons
Oh man I'm totally klanked
Lets get proper klanked
Klanked by Klacker February 16, 2013
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KLACKED ASS BITCH 

A}}}MORE TIMES THAN NOT REFERS TO A WOMAN AKIN TO A SKEEZER ,ONLY MUCH MUCH WORSE. KNOWN TO HAVE AN EXTENSIVE AMOUNT OF TIME DEDICATED TO VARIOUS ; SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS WITH NO REAL MOTIVATION OTHER THAN CONTINUING THE SELF AND GENERAL POPULATIONS OPINION OF HAVING BEEN DEFINED AS, HAVING NO SENSE NOR VALUE WHATSOEVER, USELESS, POINTLESS, A WASTE, EARLIER POSSIBLE TERMINOLOGY ARE 1. PIECE OF DOG SHIT, 2}BURNT OUT, 3} TORN UP FROM THE FLOOR UP. TYPE LIKE BITCH 4} TURNT OUT STANKY ASS CHICKEN HEADED BITCH
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NOT OPPOSED TO SCAVENGING THRU THE BOTTLE RETURN STATIONS IN HOPES OF PERSUADING THE BOTTLE RETURNS ATTENDENT TO ALOW HER TO PERFORM VARIOUS MORALY BANKRUPT AND OTHERWISE PHYSICALLY REPULSIVE ACTIONS INVOLVING HER MORE THAN VISUALLY OFFENSIVE MANDATORY S..TD RIDDELED VAGINA, OR EQUALLY RIDDLED MOUTH OR SEPTIC COLON.FOR A HAND WROTE REFUND SLIP OF ANY AMOUNT. THE KLACKED ASS BITCH OF HIGHER POPULATED AREAS TEND TO BE EXTRA FOUL AS FUCK DUE TO THE ENVIROMENTS NUMEROUS OPPURTUNITY S THERE ARE WITH REGARDS TO THE TERMS FAILURE AND OR SELL OUT.




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YO CHECK IT FAMMY PEEP THE KLACKED OUT BITCH BEHIND THAT MUTHA FUCKIN DUMPSTER HOOKING THAT OLD DUDE UP WITH A SPORT.......HELLA FOUL, MY GOD , NOW THATS ONE KLACKED ASS BITCH FRILL DOGGIE.
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dude!, i thought you were gonna come man
you klanned me man..ouch
klanned by MarcAntoine July 23, 2007
getting in trouble at work, written up or fired. Mostly used as "I got klunked"
i came into work late today and got klunked
klunked by ms. froggy September 29, 2012
when the running plot (of a series) heavily suggests something that attracts the majority of viewers, later to be not sought through or completed; a clever marketing strategy using a popular speculation to attract a specific demographic; the details used in the process often don't make sense in retrospect
"We arn't getting any views, guess we'll have to klance 'em."

"Fuck we've been klanced."
Klanced by vldownsmyass December 17, 2018

Klunked-out 

Verb. (CLUNGED-OUT)

When a bro stops hanging out with you out of no where, cancels plans, or stops answering texts from you.

Especially when a new girlfriend is involved.
Bro1"Hey bro2 where is bro3 at? I thought he was kicking it this weekend?"
Bro2"Nah Bro1 he got that new girlfriend so he has klunked-out here lately."
Klunked-out by Dread Cpt Planet July 31, 2016
to be un- cool or unsweet

fucked up, screwey, unchill,not ordinary
kankable- fuckable
kanked- not cool
kanks- screwy/ intoxicated
kanked by mark & fred September 13, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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