Leijonhufvud94's definitions

Dropulse

Your heart skipping a beat when you get a notification saying the price on that thing you want just dropped.

“Doctor: You have nothing to worry about. It was just a dropulse. Everything is going just fine.”
”Lisa: Phew! They should warn of upcoming price drop notifications. I'm not sure I can take another one.”

by Leijonhufvud94 August 18, 2020

Klarna

It’s a shopping app with a weird name that makes shopping smoooth.

“Ok great, they let me check out with Kalarna… Klarnana… Klarna?”

by Leijonhufvud94 August 18, 2020

Tabventure

When you have a million tabs open in your quest to find that perfect thing.

“ - Wait, I’ll show you the sneakers I finally found, and just…. Oh, not that tab, not that one either.

“- You were on a tabventure weren’t you?”

by Leijonhufvud94 August 18, 2020

Fakescription

The act of subscribing to a newsletter to get that 10% discount, then unsubscribing the minute you've made your purchase.

“YES, of course I want your newsletter. Just kidding, that was a fakescription, but thanks for the 10% discount.”

by Leijonhufvud94 August 18, 2020