KLANK!

A relation of the Cunt family but not as offensive just funnier. KLANK! can descride all aspects of a woman but in particular relates to her vagina.

A girl who works in a bank is a BANK KLANK!
A red haired girl is a GINGER KLANK!
But at the end of the day they are all KLANKS!
The list is endless...
The KLANK! will live forever

by #frosty# July 31, 2006

klank

Strong buttfucking alphamale

He is klankingly good
"Look mom, that guy looks klank"

by mfrstar October 25, 2008

klank

absolutly anything.

"Woah that movie was pretty klank!"

"can i have some of that klank please?"

by Smelly2495 April 13, 2010

klanking

The act of fucking a girl in the ass with such force that her bracelets began to bang together creating a klanking noise

Dude Ben was klanking Madylen so hard last night.

by Klankclan June 07, 2017

Klanked

To be under the influence of a substance e.g alcohol, mushrooms, dope, MDMA etc. but being nice to people

Went out last night we were Klanked out of our mellons
Oh man I'm totally klanked
Lets get proper klanked

by Klacker February 16, 2013

Klank

A klank is someone who is a top level loser and a top level clown combined together.

That guy is such a klank.

What a klank

by PRINCET1 October 14, 2020

klank spanking

A term used to completely insault a person which can not possible have a comeback as it was an incredibly overkill insault.

James: Fuck i droped my coke
Justin: You god dam mother fucking, cock sucking, homosexual, donkey fucking, rim job master of fucking retarded swamp donkey whore bag.
James: That was Klank Spankingtastic or
James: Klank Spanking to the max or
James: You Klank Spanked me bad or
James: Fucking Klank Spanking BITCH

by -=[TNC]=- October 14, 2005