klank

Strong buttfucking alphamale

He is klankingly good
"Look mom, that guy looks klank"

by mfrstar March 2, 2009

klank

absolutly anything.

"Woah that movie was pretty klank!"

"can i have some of that klank please?"

by Smelly2495 April 13, 2010

KLANK!

A relation of the Cunt family but not as offensive just funnier. KLANK! can descride all aspects of a woman but in particular relates to her vagina.

A girl who works in a bank is a BANK KLANK!
A red haired girl is a GINGER KLANK!
But at the end of the day they are all KLANKS!
The list is endless...
The KLANK! will live forever

by #frosty# July 31, 2006

Klank

A klank is someone who is a top level loser and a top level clown combined together.

That guy is such a klank.

What a klank

by PRINCET1 October 13, 2020

KLANK

A street artist based in Auburn Washington USA

Woah, look a KLANK TAG

by Hjs69406 January 20, 2021

Klank

A klank is another word for tea or drama. It is also another word for "life updates." When you tell someone a klank, you are telling them what's new with you, or any tea that has happened recently.
Klanks is the plural version, that is only used when you say you have many life updates, not when you have a lot of tea/drama.

me: I have some pretty juicy klank.
friend: Ooo spill it.

me: Do you have any klank?
friend: Yes, I have many klanks.

by anonymous May 28, 2021

klank spanking

A term used to completely insault a person which can not possible have a comeback as it was an incredibly overkill insault.

James: Fuck i droped my coke
Justin: You god dam mother fucking, cock sucking, homosexual, donkey fucking, rim job master of fucking retarded swamp donkey whore bag.
James: That was Klank Spankingtastic or
James: Klank Spanking to the max or
James: You Klank Spanked me bad or
James: Fucking Klank Spanking BITCH

by -=[TNC]=- October 14, 2005