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Klepentomaniac 

Someone who has irrestible urges to take writing implements. Klepentomania is a common disorder, and its sufferers are frequently accused of being "pen thieves" when they can't help what they're doing because they are attracted to the ownership of the perfect pen.
That woman is a Klepentomaniac.
Klepentomaniac by Robbo_HarveySpectre September 8, 2019
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Krapen are legendary monsters of giant proportions. They are reportedly sighted after a particularly disastrous misadventure on the toilet seat and the term has come to describe a mythologically disgusting shit. The sheer size and fearsome appearance attributed to the Krapen has made it a common feature in various fictional works.
Bro 1: Holy shit who used this toilet last!?
Bro 2: Haha, yeah dropped a bomb didn't I?
Bro 1: Dude you have totally unleashed the Krapen!!
Krapen by 5holycows January 10, 2013

Klavenism 

noun

the description of one-liners from the movie "I Love You, Man", starring Paul Rudd as Peter Klaven.
"slappin' dee basss, Mon!"
"I'm golden Williams"
"You got it, Jobin"
"I am going to be there for shnore"
"Sounds like a planonus"
"I will catch you on the beans"
"I will be there, or I will not be there"
All above are total Klavenisms!
www.ILoveYouManMovie.com
Klavenism by SlippinDeeBazz March 29, 2009

Klarence 

A very attractive man. Very. USUALLY NEVER MISSES A DAY OF SCHOOL. Dies for bubble tea. The e ladies man. Very strong. He is the creator and destroyer. He is just Klarence WHAT A FOOL.
(Fool 1) : Did you see klarence
(Fool 2): No
(Fool 3): WOOF im Klarence
Klarence by Klarence May 3, 2019
An all-star baller with way to many pairs of shoes has to much time on his hands really good at getting school upset at him but everyone who here's the Name falls in love
Hey what's Ur name

Kapenis

damn I wish That was my name
kapenis by Kap3tas November 29, 2016
Smart, chill, fun, handsome guy who gets all of the chicks. He never realizes someone likes him. Probably have a big dick.
Me: my boyfriend is amaaaazing

Friend: oooh, what's his name

Me: Klarens

Friend: that makes sense
Klarens by Jay get all the girls January 6, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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