Krapen 

Krapen are legendary monsters of giant proportions. They are reportedly sighted after a particularly disastrous misadventure on the toilet seat and the term has come to describe a mythologically disgusting shit. The sheer size and fearsome appearance attributed to the Krapen has made it a common feature in various fictional works.

Bro 1: Holy shit who used this toilet last!?
Bro 2: Haha, yeah dropped a bomb didn't I?
Bro 1: Dude you have totally unleashed the Krapen!!

Krapen by 5holycows January 10, 2013

Seattle Kraken 

The newest franchise in the NHL - (2020). The Kraken are part of the Western Conferences’ Pacific Division, and begin play in the 2021-2022 season. Based in Seattle, Washington, the Kraken will play their home games at Climate Pledge Arena.

Person 1: “Did you hear the name of the new NHL team in Seattle?”

Person 2: “They are going to be called ‘The Seattle Kraken‘.”

Seattle Kraken by Decent Squirrel August 3, 2020

Krakend 

Intoxicated by alcohol and have passed out hugging a toilet.

Last night you drank so much rum you were Krakend.

Krakend by bookworm February 28, 2015

Here Comes The Kraken

A totally awesome Mexican Deathcore/Death metal band. They have yet to release an album but their demos are pretty promising.

Songs from "Here Comes the Kraken": Confessions of what Ive Done.
I should have asked where the remote was before I killed you.
The legend of the rent is way hardcore.

Here Comes The Kraken by Gavin Michael November 1, 2008

kravenko 

-noun.
1) A person whom others feel the need to give the utmost respect to. They are marked by their honesty and connections to truth.

2) A highly active third eye. The third eye is a mystical and esoteric concept referring in part to the ajna chakra located in the brain between one's eyebrows. In New Age spirituality, the third eye may alternately symbolize a state of enlightenment or the evocation of mental images having deeply personal spiritual or psychological significance. The third eye is often associated with visions, clairvoyance (which includes the ability to observe chakras and auras), precognition, and out-of-body experiences. People who have allegedly developed the capacity to utilize their third eyes are sometimes known as Kravenkos because they can understand and see everything, like the third eye.

Dudue, I feel like we're being watched....

Yeah, sorry, its my kravenko, I'll shut it.

kravenko by efyoyodc December 25, 2010

Land Kraken 

A word to describe a pet that is very good a destroying prized possessions and creating general havoc that isn't warranted. In all known cases, the pet has had very soft ears.

If Seymour and Zeda hadn't been such Land Krakens, I would be getting my security deposit back.

Land Kraken by The Goochness November 29, 2010

Releasing the Kraken

An epic dump (shit).

"Where's Bob?"

"He had too much of the Mexican food last night so he's releasing the Kraken in the bathroom."

Releasing the Kraken by SafeHouse March 31, 2010