1. A female that tend to stare at you whenever they make contact with you, when at the same time they tell there friends how much she cant' stand you.
2. A female that teases other guys for fun and makes them think that they are absolutely obsessed with them.
3. A female that likes to ignore phone calls and tells friends rude stories and comments about you. Afraid to talk to your face on what there opinions are about you.
4. Amazing looking female that you think you can get with, but is almost impossible to happen.
2. A female that teases other guys for fun and makes them think that they are absolutely obsessed with them.
3. A female that likes to ignore phone calls and tells friends rude stories and comments about you. Afraid to talk to your face on what there opinions are about you.
4. Amazing looking female that you think you can get with, but is almost impossible to happen.
by Silent Killa November 12, 2008
Get the Klaene mug.The mushy or liquid mess left at the bottom of a bowl of vanilla ice cream and chocolate syrup. Often created intentionally by stirring vigorously.
by Tonistist May 22, 2011
Get the Kleneptic mug.The couple of Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson on "Glee." They officially got together in "Original Song" when Blaine kissed Kurt, causing worldwide fandemonium. They are gay.
"Klaine is the best couple on 'Glee.' I'm not even joking. They kissed, then I cried and screamed."
"Kurt: Why did you pick me to sing that song with?
Blaine: Kurt, there is a moment...when you say to yourself...'Oh. There you are. I've been looking for you forever.' Watching you do 'Blackbird' this week...that was a moment for me...about you. You move me, Kurt. And doing this duet would just be another excuse to spend more time with you.
**KISS**
Blaine: We should...we should practice...
Kurt: (breathless) I thought we were...
*they jump at each other and start making out, but due to the rating of the show, the scene cuts to Mercedes."
"Kurt: Why did you pick me to sing that song with?
Blaine: Kurt, there is a moment...when you say to yourself...'Oh. There you are. I've been looking for you forever.' Watching you do 'Blackbird' this week...that was a moment for me...about you. You move me, Kurt. And doing this duet would just be another excuse to spend more time with you.
**KISS**
Blaine: We should...we should practice...
Kurt: (breathless) I thought we were...
*they jump at each other and start making out, but due to the rating of the show, the scene cuts to Mercedes."
by K.L.A.I.N.E.B.O.W.S. May 30, 2011
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A friend that calls you and chase you until he gets whatever he needs, and then BYE!
One of those friend of you that is an incredible dude, cheerful and happy, great company, maybe even successful. Only real problem with him is that you feel used after having seen him and stayed with him because you realise he only used that valuable time spent together.
A friend that calls you and chase you until he gets whatever he needs, and then BYE!
One of those friend of you that is an incredible dude, cheerful and happy, great company, maybe even successful. Only real problem with him is that you feel used after having seen him and stayed with him because you realise he only used that valuable time spent together.
A:I feel terribly bad I didn't call you on the last week mate!
B: no worries dude, I know this is a kleenex friendship.
B: no worries dude, I know this is a kleenex friendship.
by LOL.renzo April 29, 2015
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Klaine has touched so many lives around the world with their beauty and amazing. Just one kiss between the famous ship makes all the Klainers of the world go insane. Remember the Kliss during the Glee Live showing in Dublin? It almost broke the flipping internet. Klaine is amazing and wonderful and so beautiful.
Klaine has touched so many lives around the world with their beauty and amazing. Just one kiss between the famous ship makes all the Klainers of the world go insane. Remember the Kliss during the Glee Live showing in Dublin? It almost broke the flipping internet. Klaine is amazing and wonderful and so beautiful.
Regular Gleek: Hey, did you see the kiss between Kurt and Blaine in the episode of Glee last night? It was great!
Klainer: OMG ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME OF COURSE I DID ASDFGHJKL;' DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA?!?!!! KURT THE KITTY AND BLAINE THE PUPPY AAAAGHHHH *intense fangirling precedes fainting*
Klainer: OMG ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME OF COURSE I DID ASDFGHJKL;' DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA?!?!!! KURT THE KITTY AND BLAINE THE PUPPY AAAAGHHHH *intense fangirling precedes fainting*
by Somebody totally awesome September 23, 2011
Get the Klaine mug.In March of 2008 the demand for Kleenex's in Morocco increased at an unbelievable rate. The Moroccan King asked for everyone to stay calm. He attributed the increase in demand for Kleenex to Peace Corps volunteers spending too much time in their masterbatorium, spanktuary, spank schack, whack shack, jack shack, flip n jack, finger hut, spank cave, spank wagon, cumgeon, cum station, lunch punch, stroke boat, spank bank, corner of crank, jerk hut, masturbation station, spankmobile, homostead, spank shed, and master barriums. In particular, undercover sources attibute the increase to one "King of Crank" J-Lub (known for exceptional stroking form.) When asked for comment, J-Lub simply said "whatever dude, I'm gonna go listen to some music." The King has told people to hold strong. The King also claimed that supplies are expected to return to normal around the time of Tallstacks 2010.
Oh man, I shouldn't have ate all that spicy couscous. Now I can't blow my nose due to The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09
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