klanned

to leave someone hanging.

dude!, i thought you were gonna come man
you klanned me man..ouch

by MarcAntoine July 23, 2007

Klanned

The act of having a shit stained pair of underwear placed on your head and face

Nico was not paying attention at the gym and he ended up getting klanned . I believe he enjoyed it

by Thor from Whitestone May 29, 2024

klahned

An extreme form of drunkeness where you would do anything... and anyone.

"That cocktail party was lethal, I got so klahned last Friday night that I went streaking in the park, skinny dipping in the dark and had a ménage à trois..."

"I woke up next to a vampire with red hair and a clown nose. I was so klahned".

"Yay! Friday night! Let's go get klahned!"

by naive fresher July 15, 2011

Klanced

when the running plot (of a series) heavily suggests something that attracts the majority of viewers, later to be not sought through or completed; a clever marketing strategy using a popular speculation to attract a specific demographic; the details used in the process often don't make sense in retrospect

"We arn't getting any views, guess we'll have to klance 'em."

"Fuck we've been klanced."

by vldownsmyass December 17, 2018

Klanked

To be under the influence of a substance e.g alcohol, mushrooms, dope, MDMA etc. but being nice to people

Went out last night we were Klanked out of our mellons
Oh man I'm totally klanked
Lets get proper klanked

by Klacker February 16, 2013

Kanned

kanned is a typical name for a gorgeous looking persona, made by the one and only kanned meat.

oh shoot its kanned everyone hide your kneecaps!
''kanned is so pretty'' martin would say, sweating nervously

by Kanned <3 January 22, 2021

khanned

When one discusses potential love interests with one's friends and then waits until the friends are out of town to move in on the love interest for oneself.

Man, I wonder what will happen to their friendship when she finds out that she was khanned.

by kabizzle92 January 9, 2011