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The act of having a shit stained pair of underwear placed on your head and face
Nico was not paying attention at the gym and he ended up getting klanned . I believe he enjoyed it
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An extreme form of drunkeness where you would do anything... and anyone.
"That cocktail party was lethal, I got so klahned last Friday night that I went streaking in the park, skinny dipping in the dark and had a ménage à trois..."

"I woke up next to a vampire with red hair and a clown nose. I was so klahned".

"Yay! Friday night! Let's go get klahned!"
klahned by naive fresher July 15, 2011
when the running plot (of a series) heavily suggests something that attracts the majority of viewers, later to be not sought through or completed; a clever marketing strategy using a popular speculation to attract a specific demographic; the details used in the process often don't make sense in retrospect
"We arn't getting any views, guess we'll have to klance 'em."

"Fuck we've been klanced."
Klanced by vldownsmyass December 17, 2018
To be under the influence of a substance e.g alcohol, mushrooms, dope, MDMA etc. but being nice to people
Went out last night we were Klanked out of our mellons
Oh man I'm totally klanked
Lets get proper klanked
Klanked by Klacker February 16, 2013
kanned is a typical name for a gorgeous looking persona, made by the one and only kanned meat.
oh shoot its kanned everyone hide your kneecaps!
''kanned is so pretty'' martin would say, sweating nervously
Kanned by Kanned <3 January 22, 2021
When one discusses potential love interests with one's friends and then waits until the friends are out of town to move in on the love interest for oneself.
Man, I wonder what will happen to their friendship when she finds out that she was khanned.
khanned by kabizzle92 January 9, 2011