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The act of having a shit stained pair of underwear placed on your head and face
Nico was not paying attention at the gym and he ended up getting klanned . I believe he enjoyed it
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klanned • Klanced • Klaned • Kanned • khanned • klahned • Klanked • Kwanned
An extreme form of drunkeness where you would do anything... and anyone.
"That cocktail party was lethal, I got so klahned last Friday night that I went streaking in the park, skinny dipping in the dark and had a ménage à trois..."

"I woke up next to a vampire with red hair and a clown nose. I was so klahned".

"Yay! Friday night! Let's go get klahned!"
klahned by naive fresher July 15, 2011
when the running plot (of a series) heavily suggests something that attracts the majority of viewers, later to be not sought through or completed; a clever marketing strategy using a popular speculation to attract a specific demographic; the details used in the process often don't make sense in retrospect
"We arn't getting any views, guess we'll have to klance 'em."

"Fuck we've been klanced."
Klanced by vldownsmyass December 17, 2018
To be under the influence of a substance e.g alcohol, mushrooms, dope, MDMA etc. but being nice to people
Went out last night we were Klanked out of our mellons
Oh man I'm totally klanked
Lets get proper klanked
Klanked by Klacker February 16, 2013
kanned is a typical name for a gorgeous looking persona, made by the one and only kanned meat.
oh shoot its kanned everyone hide your kneecaps!
''kanned is so pretty'' martin would say, sweating nervously
Kanned by Kanned <3 January 22, 2021
When one discusses potential love interests with one's friends and then waits until the friends are out of town to move in on the love interest for oneself.
Man, I wonder what will happen to their friendship when she finds out that she was khanned.
khanned by kabizzle92 January 9, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
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