Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
A cool good looking guy with curly hair that dresses like a thug and is good with the ladies but likes friends more
Hey look at that guy over there!

Omg he is like a kaneda he’s wearing af1!
Kaneda by Clevercheeta November 14, 2019
Related Words
Kaneda • kandace • Kanada • kaned • kaneanite • Kandarp • kanda • Kaedan • kaneka • kaeda

kaneland 

A high school also known as cocaineland, full of crack heads and girls trying to get over a thousand followers on instagram. Half the kids will probably drop out to sell drugs, the other half is definitely going to be working at mcdonald’s. The best part about kaneland are the shooting threats that we get about every three weeks. The water here will probably give you led poisoning so don’t drink it. But we do have a 3,000 dollar dinosaur statue so i think that’s a necessity everyones school should have.
That kid at kaneland sold me a gram for 30 dollars

The juul room at kaneland is occupied

Nothing like the fresh smell of weed in morning at kaneland
kaneland by marijuana101 January 22, 2020
A Kandace is stunning and sweet; full of kindness! A great sister and friend! But you don't want to mess with her because she'll take out you and your family. She is stubborn, but that can be a likeable quality about her. She is charismatic. She is good with the boys and gets lots of them, but most of them aren't worth her attention, you'll be sure to love a Kandace! :D
1."Oh shit, did you piss off a Kandace!? You better not fall asleep tonight!"

2."We only talked for 5 seconds, but I'm in love."..."Dude, it must have been a Kandace."
Kandace by elange February 24, 2010
Kandaces are amazing! they're very fun to be around, bubbly, beautiful, kind, honest, and very sweet. Every one needs a Kandace as a best friend.
you know Kandace?

Yeah! shes great!
kandace by kandaces best fren July 13, 2017
Kandace is hella funny and she is super cute, she will make you catch feelings super quick, but it's okay cause she won't hurt you in the end, she is really fun to be around and is a great friend and sometimes a little more at least she will have you hoping
Damn who is that??
That's kandace
She is super pretty
I know right
Kandace by Aiden McCracken June 7, 2019

Manoj Kandafarticus 

Manoj is a smart man. When manoj attend the stinky book festival, but lets a large cloud of flatulence release from his loose buttocks, and stinks up the room even more. He evilly closed all windows and blocks all exits with his manly cheeks. Then, using his powerful asscheeks, he pull the wall of the rooms in, and starts to shrink the room. The book enthusiasts are soon suffocated by the methane-filled manoj sharts, and faint immediately. But, alas! Manoj closes the room too small to contain his own body, and he implodes and stinks up the room even more.
Shyub: Yo, Ming and Shatang, did u catch that Manoj Kandafarticus that happened yesterday?
Ming: Yeah, I heard that Twatshay was there too!
Shatang: That was nasty, i heard Manoj came home and sat in Twatshay's laptop, too!
More from Urban Dictionary
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Load more