klahned 

An extreme form of drunkeness where you would do anything... and anyone.

"That cocktail party was lethal, I got so klahned last Friday night that I went streaking in the park, skinny dipping in the dark and had a ménage à trois..."

"I woke up next to a vampire with red hair and a clown nose. I was so klahned".

"Yay! Friday night! Let's go get klahned!"

klahned by naive fresher July 15, 2011

klanned 

to leave someone hanging.

dude!, i thought you were gonna come man
you klanned me man..ouch

klanned by MarcAntoine July 23, 2007

Klaned 

When a person enters a group verbal agreement then said person decides to reneg on said agreement, thus leaving the others to carry the burden.

Man we got so klaned over that situation. He/she knew full well they were never going to come. The biggest give away was that everyone else paided months ago apart from them. Now we all must put in extra money.

Klaned by Masswang88 May 13, 2024

Klaned 

The act of putting your shit stained underwear on someone’s face wit the leg holes on the eye openings

While at the gym Nico the Greek got Klaned by the brownest strained underwear on his nose and lips

Klaned by Thor from Whitestone May 29, 2024

Klanned 

The act of having a shit stained pair of underwear placed on your head and face

Nico was not paying attention at the gym and he ended up getting klanned . I believe he enjoyed it

Klanned by Thor from Whitestone May 29, 2024