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An extreme form of drunkeness where you would do anything... and anyone.

"That cocktail party was lethal, I got so klahned last Friday night that I went streaking in the park, skinny dipping in the dark and had a ménage à trois..."

"I woke up next to a vampire with red hair and a clown nose. I was so klahned".

"Yay! Friday night! Let's go get klahned!"

klahned by naive fresher July 15, 2011

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klanned

to leave someone hanging.

dude!, i thought you were gonna come man
you klanned me man..ouch

klanned by MarcAntoine July 23, 2007

Related Words

klahned • Klaned • klanned

Klaned

When a person enters a group verbal agreement then said person decides to reneg on said agreement, thus leaving the others to carry the burden.

Man we got so klaned over that situation. He/she knew full well they were never going to come. The biggest give away was that everyone else paided months ago apart from them. Now we all must put in extra money.

Klaned by Masswang88 May 13, 2024

Klaned

The act of putting your shit stained underwear on someone’s face wit the leg holes on the eye openings

While at the gym Nico the Greek got Klaned by the brownest strained underwear on his nose and lips

Klaned by Thor from Whitestone May 29, 2024

Klanned

The act of having a shit stained pair of underwear placed on your head and face

Nico was not paying attention at the gym and he ended up getting klanned . I believe he enjoyed it

Klanned by Thor from Whitestone May 29, 2024

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026