kluned 

to get hit by something or smacked by someone.

i just got kluned by the baseball. John just kluned me in the head.

kluned by martha ayres August 3, 2007

Klundge

The foul, crusty, noxious, residue that clogs the pubic hair and sticks to the gusset of a larger lady's undercrackers after a big night out on the town.

Main constituents are fanny batter, stale piss, blood, semen and sweat - although other bodily secretions, alcohol and food stuffs have also been detected in particularly fetid female specimens.

Oy Trace... you got any of that fanny spray? I wanna shag Darren, but me knicks are full of klundge.

Klundge by MrPea October 25, 2010

Klundt Drunk 

A person who drinks an insane amount of liquor in the shortest amount of time possible. Once one achieves such task, they instantly reach the level of Klundt Drunk. Being Klundt Drunk isn’t for the faint of heart and requires a certain level of obnoxiousness and douchebaggery that one can’t attain while being sober.

“Dude, how much are you going to drink tonight?” “Man, I’m getting Klundt Drunk.”

Klundt Drunk by I41ightEvil99 January 26, 2013

klwned 

'Klwned' is similer to pwned, in that people are made fun of/look stupid. To be klwned is to pwn oneself, making a complete idiot of yourself. People usually klwn on a BBS such as the one at newgrounds.com.

Person 1: we make fun of windows cos of its lack of reliability, the mac is WAAAAAAT more reliable
Person 2: lol klwned.

klwned by -liam- September 24, 2005

claire kwuned 

When someone ruins something by posting it to their facebook wall every few seconds or constantly talking about it.

Oskar: oh dude, check out these sick beats.
Jonah: Yeah they are okay, but that track totally got claire kwuned like a month ago.
Oskar: God damn it.

claire kwuned by sickoner June 30, 2011

klonedashian 

A copy of Kardashian. Specifically with makeup but can apply to clothing as well. The generic every woman. Caked on make up, cat eyes, generally unhealthy, unfit and only takes pictures with a filter on.

The opposite of beautiful.

Wow look at Ashley with her makeup now she looks like one of those Klonedashians

klonedashian by Kurt M October 6, 2021

klunked 

getting in trouble at work, written up or fired. Mostly used as "I got klunked"

i came into work late today and got klunked

klunked by ms. froggy September 29, 2012