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The foul, crusty, noxious, residue that clogs the pubic hair and sticks to the gusset of a larger lady's undercrackers after a big night out on the town.

Main constituents are fanny batter, stale piss, blood, semen and sweat - although other bodily secretions, alcohol and food stuffs have also been detected in particularly fetid female specimens.
Oy Trace... you got any of that fanny spray? I wanna shag Darren, but me knicks are full of klundge.
Klundge by MrPea October 25, 2010
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Klundt Drunk 

A person who drinks an insane amount of liquor in the shortest amount of time possible. Once one achieves such task, they instantly reach the level of Klundt Drunk. Being Klundt Drunk isn’t for the faint of heart and requires a certain level of obnoxiousness and douchebaggery that one can’t attain while being sober.
“Dude, how much are you going to drink tonight?” “Man, I’m getting Klundt Drunk.”
Klundt Drunk by I41ightEvil99 January 26, 2013
'Klwned' is similer to pwned, in that people are made fun of/look stupid. To be klwned is to pwn oneself, making a complete idiot of yourself. People usually klwn on a BBS such as the one at newgrounds.com.
Person 1: we make fun of windows cos of its lack of reliability, the mac is WAAAAAAT more reliable
Person 2: lol klwned.
klwned by -liam- September 24, 2005

claire kwuned 

When someone ruins something by posting it to their facebook wall every few seconds or constantly talking about it.
Oskar: oh dude, check out these sick beats.
Jonah: Yeah they are okay, but that track totally got claire kwuned like a month ago.
Oskar: God damn it.
claire kwuned by sickoner June 30, 2011

klonedashian 

A copy of Kardashian. Specifically with makeup but can apply to clothing as well. The generic every woman. Caked on make up, cat eyes, generally unhealthy, unfit and only takes pictures with a filter on.

The opposite of beautiful.
Wow look at Ashley with her makeup now she looks like one of those Klonedashians
klonedashian by Kurt M October 6, 2021
getting in trouble at work, written up or fired. Mostly used as "I got klunked"
i came into work late today and got klunked
klunked by ms. froggy September 29, 2012
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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