Kiyné 

A beautiful person who deserves the world. She will make others around her laugh and overall is just a joy to be around. She might make funny jokes about pissing on you though, so beware. She's going to be the bestesterest mother when she is older and have a beautiful baby girl with flowing red hair and name her Cuulcombé. Kiyné makes any boy she's around very nervous as she is incredibly good looking and her tiddies are proper massive. One time she even rejected this one guy and he called her ugly because he was so mad he couldn't be with the big tiddy girl. This stunning picturesque of a woman is also, might I add, incredibly talented at drawing and enjoys flaunting it by doodling cute lil piccies and sending them to her close FRIENDs. Also she is great at sucking massive horse cock, but don't tell her I told you. In conclusion, you're mum.
P.S. we we head yeehaw

Simp 1: holy shit who is that, I have never seen someone so gorgeous. They will be my queen.
Simp 2: don't even bother bro, that's Kiyné. I hear she only likes girls who are furries. Bonus points if they are horse furries with huge cocks.
Simp 1: Awe man. I guess donating to her stream will have to do. Maybe one day she will love me if I throw enough money at her.
Simp 2: Lmao loser, I'm already donating to her. I am a chad.

Simp 1: *dies*

Kiyné by Cuulcombé April 8, 2020

blown kidney

as an athlete can suffer a blown shoulder or a blown knee, a competitive drinker can suffer damage to their kidneys, resulting in said kidney being " blown " out

Ezekiel : Where have you been ?

Malachi : I participated in the 11 day Drinkathon sponsored by Hezekiahs Porno Dungeon and I suffered a blown kidney on day 9. I've been recuperating at the Anheiser Busch treatment center.

blown kidney by Dragonwolf November 8, 2018

Dingo's Kidneys 

A Douglas Adams original, was used multiple times in his book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". Usually (but not necessarily) following "a load of", dingo's kidneys means rubbish, bollucks, crap or bullshit.

Seriously? I have to give an example in a sentence? I can't just leave it blank? WTF?! That's a load of dingo's kidneys!

Dingo's Kidneys by wfly81 July 1, 2014

Kinnebrewster 

A moist, rumbling, ear piercing fart which often results in an accident

Did you hear that Kinnebrewster that Chocky ripped in the UMass library? He must have shit his panties

Kinnebrewster by Pito February 14, 2020

kidney-wiper 

The male sexual organ.

When encouraged to the necessary length, the aforementioned organ can be used for wiping the kidneys of any game bird*, preferably up the jacksie.

*Please note: game bird means a girl who is up for it, not a pheasant or moorhen.

'Hey darling, fancy sitting on my kidney-wiper?'

'I wouldn't mind wiping her kidneys!'

kidney-wiper by Arthur Damage April 1, 2007

Kinect 2.0

Microsoft's next accessory (or necessity) for their newest gaming console, Xbox One (ton). It can recognize your voice (probably as good as Windows voice recognition can), Skype someone (while you're trying to watch a movie), and detect your movements so you can play games or navigate with it! (Probably really crappy games and an even crappier Windows 8 styled User Interface) It will probably become the NSA's new mastuerbation machine.

Kinect 2.0? Hmm...I should consider getting a job at the NSA.

Kinect 2.0 by Microsoft H8R October 13, 2013

kinnedy 

Girl misunderstood by others but has a beauty. Her beauty is different from societies definition and she's very confident and straightforward with most things she does. She can be hard to handle but those that can do the task tend to be strong and great people.

Beauty Kinnedy

kinnedy by freebielover72 November 3, 2013