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Kinect
Kinect by sortamessedup November 26, 2010
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Kinect • kinecting • Kinect 2.0 • Kinect Sex • Kinectarage • Kinected • Kinected out • kinectercise • Kinection • kinectobomb
Kinect
Microsoft's new virtual accessory for xbox 360 where unlike the wii, you actually move your WHOLE body. The kinect device has two camaras, a laser, and a motor so it can move its head up and down to look at you. it detecs your motion and body. don't listen to what any of the other insulting definitions say.
Kinect by blakepwner January 25, 2011
Kinect 2.0
Microsoft's next accessory (or necessity) for their newest gaming console, Xbox One (ton). It can recognize your voice (probably as good as Windows voice recognition can), Skype someone (while you're trying to watch a movie), and detect your movements so you can play games or navigate with it! (Probably really crappy games and an even crappier Windows 8 styled User Interface) It will probably become the NSA's new mastuerbation machine.
Kinect 2.0 by Microsoft H8R October 13, 2013
Kinect Sex
Kinect Sex by Tungsten_Plug March 7, 2011
Getting a Kinect
Getting a Kinect by Obi Wan Vader Skywalker Wookie October 27, 2011
Xbox 360 kinect
Xbox 360 kinect by Blade1321 June 16, 2010
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