Kitten-Me

Kitten-Me is a cut way to express mild frustration at something tiny but irritating - like when your phone dies at 12% or a cat paw at you for attention at the worst moment.

"My phone died at 12%. Ugh, Kitten-Me."

Kitten-Me by InkWithoutEmotion May 27, 2026

Draw me a kitten 

"Draw me a kitten" is reference to any menial task that a supervisor or higher-up assigned for you to perform. Basically something to keep you busy until some "real" work comes along.

"Uggh, Bob's got me drawing kittens all day for him."
OR
(imitating your boss) "Blah, blah, blah, I need you to draw me a kitten, Mike.....and I want it cute! And name it 'Mittens!' And draw a scratching post!"

Draw me a kitten by KittenDrawerExtrodonaire December 12, 2007

dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens

Something to say when you are overwhelmed with what has happened. It's also funny to visualize it.

Ian: I just saw that Jesus is truly here! It is insane! He has performed multiple miracles, ended all wars, and he actually seems to be in favor of racism.
Sean: Well, dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens!

dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens by von groovy June 28, 2017

mexican kitten 

when one sticks thier tounge in anothers butt hole and repeatedly rolls it

Dood, i gave cynthia a mexican kitten last night and she loved it...but my tounge tastes like poop

mexican kitten by boob da qooq January 26, 2010

general meow’s kitten 

Basically a general definition of any strip mall Chinese restaurant fare that is ready in “10 minute” and you question the quality and origin of the “meat” involved.

I ordered General Tso Chicken from Jade Shack but I have a feeling it was actually General Meow’s Kitten because it tasted funny. I swear it had to be walking on 4 legs earlier in the week.

general meow’s kitten by PuffyRI July 11, 2022

mewing kittens flatulence 

When someone's pent-up farts sound like a squealing litter of mewing kittens.

I looked over to this dude in the movie theatre looking for some kittens but then I realized he had a bad case of mewing kittens flatulence!

mewing kittens flatulence by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019

meow meow kittens 

A code expression meaning the want of someones babies in a humerous cute way. (In 'cat language')

'Meow meow kittens!' -girl
'...I'm honoured!'-boy

'God, I totally meow meow /his/ kittens!'

meow meow kittens by Maddyx December 6, 2006