PuffyRI's definitions

zoom cuck

The highest level of cuck. When your girl/partner doesn’t even want you in the room/building/zip code. You sit in a cuck chair elsewhere and watch the action via zoom/FaceTime.

Zach is so pussy whipped and his gf knows this. She made him be a zoom cuck and he tunes in every time as ordered.

by PuffyRI February 6, 2023

general meow’s kitten

Basically a general definition of any strip mall Chinese restaurant fare that is ready in “10 minute” and you question the quality and origin of the “meat” involved.

I ordered General Tso Chicken from Jade Shack but I have a feeling it was actually General Meow’s Kitten because it tasted funny. I swear it had to be walking on 4 legs earlier in the week.

by PuffyRI July 11, 2022

Triple 6’s

What women who have unrealistic expectations of what their ideal should be versus reality. 6 pack abs, 6 figure salary and at least a 6” cock

Lisa is still single at 40, she’s looking for her Triple 6’s man and she’s a 7 at best…

by PuffyRI July 19, 2022

ball spackle

Thick extra sticky, extra large cum shots. can also be used to hang wall paper or re-paste your girlfriend’s extensions back in.

Carl has gotten quite the rep, he apparently blows ball spackle when he cums, all the girls can’t handle it.

by PuffyRI July 24, 2022

Chazzz

Primary fingerbanging finger

Brian met Jessica and 2 hrs later he was introducing her to his Chazzz, she was hooked

by PuffyRI June 17, 2022

Pruny Chazzz

When your primary fingerbanging finger gets soaked throughly from your girlfriends juices

Vinnie was fingerbanging Gia so long, he had a Pruny Chazzz after 20 minutes

by PuffyRI June 17, 2022

july ham

Watermelon… The centerpiece meal of every hood bbq

Yo yo, lemme get a piece of that July ham, it’s hot as fuck out here

by PuffyRI June 19, 2022