Kirflunkel

The shit that is emitted from the urethra of a penis after ill-performed anal intercourse.

UGH!I went to piss and I got Kirflunkel all over the toilet seat!

by 121lovedoctor March 25, 2009

kurflunked

To be confused

I was kurflunked by the math problem

by k;huaersgggsdthstb November 7, 2017

kerfunkeld

Discombobulated only worse

You telling me you didn’t know if you wanted to marry me but then said you did had me all kerfunkeld

by Jchubb December 7, 2017

kerflunkled

A verb meaning "to throttle" or "batter" not to be confused with kerbopped.

Mom "Why does Timmy have a bruise?"
You "I kerflunkled him."

by SkyDrone March 9, 2023

kurfunkel

to mess something up

When Art Garfunkel went to film Catch-22 he kurfunkeled his relationship with Paul Simon (SsM).

by Son of SsM July 18, 2017

kurflunked

To get bamboozled

Joe:" I got your neck"
Bob:"You sure did buddy"
Joe;"Yep I just kurflunked you!"

by T39Varstiy November 8, 2017

kurflunked

To Fail

"Man I really kurflunked my test, I got a 53%"

by T39Varstiy November 8, 2017