Kirflunkel 

The shit that is emitted from the urethra of a penis after ill-performed anal intercourse.

UGH!I went to piss and I got Kirflunkel all over the toilet seat!

Kirflunkel by 121lovedoctor March 25, 2009

kurflunked 

To be confused

I was kurflunked by the math problem

kurflunked by k;huaersgggsdthstb November 7, 2017

kerfunkeld 

Discombobulated only worse

You telling me you didn’t know if you wanted to marry me but then said you did had me all kerfunkeld

kerfunkeld by Jchubb December 7, 2017

kerflunkled 

A verb meaning "to throttle" or "batter" not to be confused with kerbopped.

Mom "Why does Timmy have a bruise?"
You "I kerflunkled him."

kerflunkled by SkyDrone March 9, 2023

kurfunkel 

to mess something up

When Art Garfunkel went to film Catch-22 he kurfunkeled his relationship with Paul Simon (SsM).

kurfunkel by Son of SsM July 18, 2017

kurflunked 

To get bamboozled

Joe:" I got your neck"
Bob:"You sure did buddy"
Joe;"Yep I just kurflunked you!"

kurflunked by T39Varstiy November 8, 2017

kurflunked 

To Fail

"Man I really kurflunked my test, I got a 53%"

kurflunked by T39Varstiy November 8, 2017