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konkabonk 

A konkabonk is the term used to describe blind dwarfs having sex.
sleepy and bashful lost their sight and had a good konkabonk
konkabonk by Sharna June 27, 2006

konkalonka 

Imaginary disease you tell children about to scare or persuade them to do something like eat their vegetables or take medicine. Also used with bonkatobia which you will catch at the same time.
You better take your vitamins or your going to catch konkalonka and bonkatobia.
konkalonka by Mum 1 June 14, 2007

kickatonic 

a word to describe a kickass song, more than good, a soon to be or already classic.
kid 1: did u hear that new chili peppers song?
kid 2: nah, is it good?
kid 1: yeah, its kickatonic!
kickatonic by derek something March 10, 2007

kinkalinko 

Something that is arousingly funny.
After her orgasm she could not stop laughing. It was kinkalinko
kinkalinko by Bananacool December 30, 2017
When u are a really kinky person so all u ever like on tiktok is videos about tieing ropes and belts and chains and cuffs and objects and motions and stuff if ykyk u h m or if ur overly obsessed with the song "e girls are ruining my life" because corpses voice makes u feel some typa way if ykyk
Omg O im on kinktok! O: omg no way ur fuckin lying lemme see?

kinkankun 

The act of using a bucket as an outfit and looking like a gremlin.
"Did you hear when Jeremy kinkankun'd and made a meme about it"
kinkankun by Buck et man March 20, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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