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Kontebonker 

Kontebonker is an insult and it literally means "assbanger" in Dutch. Kont means ass or butt and bonker means banger. The word kontebonker is mostly used to say that a person is gay.
That guy looks so queer... Yep, he definitely is a kontebonker.
Kontebonker by Ryuuketsu February 19, 2011

Kinkatonk 

An evil girl who was pushed into a pond thousands of years ago, and has a mission in life...to eat all little girls named nick. She lives on the planet meesmewminmews. She comes from her planet each night into everyones house but is fought off by the courageous brothers of the night

Also the mother of Kinkerflonk
damnit kinkatonk is here...lets fight that bitch off
Kinkatonk by Suggernin April 19, 2009

konkalonka 

Imaginary disease you tell children about to scare or persuade them to do something like eat their vegetables or take medicine. Also used with bonkatobia which you will catch at the same time.
You better take your vitamins or your going to catch konkalonka and bonkatobia.
konkalonka by Mum 1 June 14, 2007

Kontebonker 

A Dutch word which refers to a gay person. Litterally 'ass banger'.
I'm sure he's a kontebonker, lets get out of here while we still can!

honkabonkahonakagahooks

she has honkabonkahonakagahooks
honkabonkahonakagahooks by anonymous September 14, 2020
An extremely sexy guy.
Girl 1: "Do you see that guy over there?"
Girl 2: "Yeah he's a real KonkyDonk."
KonkyDonk by stevejonbob January 16, 2022
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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