konkabonk

A konkabonk is the term used to describe blind dwarfs having sex.

sleepy and bashful lost their sight and had a good konkabonk

by Sharna June 27, 2006

Kontebonker

Kontebonker is an insult and it literally means "assbanger" in Dutch. Kont means ass or butt and bonker means banger. The word kontebonker is mostly used to say that a person is gay.

That guy looks so queer... Yep, he definitely is a kontebonker.

by Ryuuketsu February 19, 2011

Kinkatonk

An evil girl who was pushed into a pond thousands of years ago, and has a mission in life...to eat all little girls named nick. She lives on the planet meesmewminmews. She comes from her planet each night into everyones house but is fought off by the courageous brothers of the night

Also the mother of Kinkerflonk

damnit kinkatonk is here...lets fight that bitch off

by Suggernin April 19, 2009

konkalonka

Imaginary disease you tell children about to scare or persuade them to do something like eat their vegetables or take medicine. Also used with bonkatobia which you will catch at the same time.

You better take your vitamins or your going to catch konkalonka and bonkatobia.

by Mum 1 June 14, 2007

Kontebonker

A Dutch word which refers to a gay person. Litterally 'ass banger'.

I'm sure he's a kontebonker, lets get out of here while we still can!

by Ku Klux Klan 0481 June 19, 2016

honkabonkahonakagahooks

yes

she has honkabonkahonakagahooks

by anonymous September 14, 2020

KonkyDonk

An extremely sexy guy.

Girl 1: "Do you see that guy over there?"
Girl 2: "Yeah he's a real KonkyDonk."

by stevejonbob January 16, 2022