konkalonka 

Imaginary disease you tell children about to scare or persuade them to do something like eat their vegetables or take medicine. Also used with bonkatobia which you will catch at the same time.

You better take your vitamins or your going to catch konkalonka and bonkatobia.

konkalonka by Mum 1 June 14, 2007

konkabonk 

A konkabonk is the term used to describe blind dwarfs having sex.

sleepy and bashful lost their sight and had a good konkabonk

konkabonk by Sharna June 27, 2006

honkalonka 

big boobies

wow that girl has some nice “honkalonkas”

honkalonka by honkalonkas August 11, 2021

Onkalonka 

A professor Who teaches as if a class room is a day care.

This Professor is an Onkalonka

Onkalonka by anonymous April 25, 2022

Skonkalonka 

Being really annoying and stubborn.

“Man, that teacher was such a skonkalonka he was being so rude”

Skonkalonka by Alle23407 January 30, 2025