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Kiestering 

In prison, kiestering smuggling in the ass usually accounts for a small portion of the contraband. Most inmates only kiester something if they are coming through Visiting or from outside the prison. Once they are inside they don't have to worry as much about being strip searched since they are often just given a pat-down so the need to kiester is less important.
Kiestering isn't fun, Once i hard a hunting knife up their.
Kiestering by J-DOGG JR September 20, 2008
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Kettering high school 

This place is absolute ass. With all the emo and furries walking around you feel like your in a goth shop and with the people who vape you can’t even go to the bathroom cause half of them are closed. The new principal is annoying too with the no phones in class policy.
An ass place is Kettering high school

Keistering 

To hide or smuggle items in ones anus
Goodman figured keistering the dildo would be just the trick to avoid detection by store security

Kettering 

When two people are arguing the same side of a point but continue arguing.
You guys are just kettering, shut up so I can get some sleep.
Kettering by laszlomann September 30, 2015

Kettering University 

Best engineering school ever, located in the worst city ever, Flint, MI. Formerly known as GMI (General Motors Institute).

82% men, 100% sausage fest.
Guy 1: I'm going to Kettering for Mechanical Engineering!
Guy 2: I feel sorry for you dude.
Kettering University by Prometheus September 17, 2004

Lauren Kettering 

A very powerful, hot and beautiful women who’s also famous on tiktok
friend: who’s lauren Kettering

Me : that one powerful and hot women
Lauren Kettering by Smile.kett January 5, 2021

Kettering Goggles 

A reference to the fact that because there are so few girls at Kettering University, the few (generally unattractive) girls that there are seem much more attractive than they actually are. Similar to beer goggles.
Kettering Student: "Hey dude, check out that chick. She's a dime."
U of M Flint Student: "No man, she's ugly, take off your Kettering Goggles."
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