Kimmit

The action of rudely ignoring the people you most commenly are around by texting other individuals or listening to your Ipod.

I was trying to make a move on my girlfriend on our date, but she "kimmed it"

Dude, i'm trying to bond with you, why do you have the need to kimmit?

by Relishtheif342 May 4, 2011

Kimitudo

Kimitudo is the deadliest form of martial arts known to man. It is designed not only to conquer the enemy in a matter of seconds, but also to do this in a manner entertaining enough to keep telling stories about it for years.

Person A: Give me that apple!
Person B: Never! I know kimitudo!
Person A: Ha I'm not scared! Hey... Wait... Noooooooooooooo!

(Years later)

Person B: ... And then I got hold of him through an artuma and gave him a t'nanki to finish him off.
Persons C, D & E: Ha! ha! Such an entertaining story!

by PE the Pink Elephant January 11, 2013

Kimmie

Kimmie is a hopeless romantic. She’s very friendly and social, so there are a lot of people who like her, but she only has eyes for one guy. Kimmie is sweet, nice, cute, and is someone that can be your shoulder to cry on, but also someone you can come to for tea and fun. Either way, if you land a Kimmie as a friend, you hit a home run.

Person A: Oh, I heard Kimmie has a new crush.

Person B: Kimmie? New crush? No way, man. Kimmie only likes one person.

by worldwidehandsome7 November 12, 2018

kommitment

(noun)

How a real man spells kommitment ("commitment" for all you female readers)

Michelle wanted to take her relationship with Dan to the next level, but Dan is totals scared of kommitment and refused.

by gtbarry January 13, 2009

Kimming

Drinking in your underwear. Coming home, taking off your pants, and cracking a cold one. Aka removing ones undergarments after a long day and drinking to relax.

After a shit week, I'm looking forward to a nice weekend of Kimming!

by Jezza from Alice February 19, 2019

kimmikka

That one streamer who had sex on twitch and only got banned for 1 week just to do it again. We live in a society where it goes to show what twitch has become.

Hey man you know kimmikka? Yeah she got unbanned and she's back at it again. Please can god save twitch.

by BulgarianTroll November 9, 2022

Kimmie

Someone who is seriously awesome. Has a huge heart. You can't help but love her. Always likes to meet new people. Very outgoing and helpful. Has too much energy all the time. Kind of embarrassing to be around.

I'm in love with a Kimmie!

by dollydiva September 30, 2009