Kimitudo

Kimitudo is the deadliest form of martial arts known to man. It is designed not only to conquer the enemy in a matter of seconds, but also to do this in a manner entertaining enough to keep telling stories about it for years.

Person A: Give me that apple!
Person B: Never! I know kimitudo!
Person A: Ha I'm not scared! Hey... Wait... Noooooooooooooo!

(Years later)

Person B: ... And then I got hold of him through an artuma and gave him a t'nanki to finish him off.
Persons C, D & E: Ha! ha! Such an entertaining story!

by PE the Pink Elephant January 11, 2013

Kimitude

1: Kim Dracula's attitude at any given point.

2: The gratitude fans have toward Kim Dracula.

Did you see Kim on stage showing off the Kimitude?

We have to show Kim all of our Kimitude.

by LXXLoveRoulette September 19, 2023